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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:23 pm | |
| what's black and don't work?
patrick swayze's pancreas. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| Sky sports have just announced that next years shirt sponsors for Tiger Woods will be Tampax.
A spokesman for Tampax said,
"To sponsor a cunt going through a bad period is exactly what our company is about". | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:28 pm | |
| A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"
And the guy says "Oh, no: I never found her head." | |
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Geordie
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:07 am | |
| I like the way everyones just letting you get on with it John. This thread seems like a transcript of a conversation at the foundry. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:21 pm | |
| Yeah. Another award category is needed I think... "Sickest Muthafucker on the board"
I reckon I'd storm it! | |
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Danny
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:25 pm | |
| How do you stop a baby from crying?
Cum in it's mouth | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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Age : 43
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:51 pm | |
| I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and beastiality
But I gave it up cos I always felt I was flogging a dead horse | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735
Age : 43
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:51 pm | |
| - George McFly wrote:
- How do you stop a baby from crying?
Cum in it's mouth God you're sick | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:54 pm | |
| But seeing as you started it......
Q. What's the difference between a lorry load of babies and a lorry load of bowling balls?
A. You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| Every joke Dick Mendham sends me on a daily basis. | |
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