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Kelly
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| | Subject: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:35 pm | |
| What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney ? Santaclaustrophobia.  | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:13 pm | |
| Wait till the 25th, I'll have loads then on little scraps of paper, I'll also be giving out free hats. | |
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Kelly
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:28 pm | |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed ?
Because he had no elf confidence. | |
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Steve
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:43 pm | |
| How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even. | |
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Kelly
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:56 pm | |
| - Drivdac wrote:
- Wait till the 25th, I'll have loads then on little scraps of paper, I'll also be giving out free hats.
Bah humbug.  | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:57 pm | |
| Why can't Santa Claus have children?
Because he always cums down a chimney... | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:58 pm | |
| What does Santa Claus and Gary Glitter have in Common??
They both empty their sacks in children's bedrooms... | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:59 pm | |
| 2 Snowmen are standing in a field.. One says to the other: "Can you smell Carrots???" | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:59 pm | |
| Other one says: " No, but I can see some coal..." | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:35 pm | |
| - The Amazing Guns wrote:
- What does Santa Claus and Gary Glitter have in Common??
They both empty their sacks in children's bedrooms... Have a +1 | |
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Danny
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:54 pm | |
| - Steve wrote:
- How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even. Best so far, because it's the only joke i haven't read in a christmas cracker, yes you can get rude crackers | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:36 am | |
| Cheers.mY karm is still at -3 though... | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:57 am | |
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Kelly
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:18 pm | |
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Katie
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:24 am | |
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Neil
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:11 am | |
| Have you heard the joke about a woman that was impregnated by an Angel and then gave birth to a boy who dossed around for 30 years before realising that he could cure the sick and walk on water? Did I mention that he looked like a younger version of the actor Robert Powell?? | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes... Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:35 pm | |
| What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are only for decoration | |
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