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ClareyBABY
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| | Subject: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:50 pm | |
| ive heard a few today... lets see what youve got  | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:59 pm | |
| Share these few first!
Man comes into work and says to another man "jeez, it's raining cats and dogs out there" and the second guy replies "Yeah i know, i just stepped in a poodle!" | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:31 pm | |
| Man comes into work and says "Jeez! It's raining Japanese car parts out there!" and the second guy says "What do you mean?" and the first guy says "It's raining Datsun Cogs!" | |
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ClareyBABY
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:13 pm | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:14 pm | |
| Two fish in a tank and one says to the other "You know how to drive this thing?" | |
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ClareyBABY
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:15 pm | |
| Whats the difference between Jade Goody and a moped?
moped can make it to 30 | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:15 pm | |
| I don't know, what IS the difference between Jade Goody and a moped? | |
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ClareyBABY
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| the answers directly above your post | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:17 pm | |
| AAAAGH just saw it at the bottom!!! Doh! You're quite a sick little puppy, aren't you!  | |
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ClareyBABY
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:18 pm | |
| whats the difference between Jade Goody and an Elephant
This one was better before she died
Cancer | |
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HULK SMASH!
Stalker
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| Upset kid: Mum, don't make me go to school today! All the other children pick on me and call me horrible names.
Mum: What sort of names?
Upset kid: Well, they call me 'Werewolf' and 'Wolfy' all the time.
Mum: Just ignore them. Christ look at the time, you'll be late. Now come over here and let me comb your face. | |
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Corky
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:01 am | |
| What are Jade Goodys kids getting for easter?
Adopted
Whats the difference between cancer and a cow?
Jade Goody didnt milk a cow | |
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Neil
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:26 am | |
| Whats the best gift you can ever give someone?
A broken drum kit.....You can't beat it! | |
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blitzsounds
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:52 am | |
| Two flies sitting on Robinson Crusoe, one says to the other "see you on Friday..." | |
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GuitarWanker
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:40 pm | |
| a man walks into a bar and and says....
wait for it...
its coming and its really not worth the wait...
"OUCH!"
Classic. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:26 pm | |
| What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg | |
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Jimatay
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:01 am | |
| The police arrested two kids, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks...they charged one and let the other one off. | |
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Katie
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Apr 01, 2009 6:20 pm | |
| What animal do you NOT want to play cards with?
A cheetah | |
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Danny
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:30 pm | |
| What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs | |
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Neil
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:14 pm | |
| What do you call a woman without a cunt???
Cheryl Cole | |
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Jake Mendham
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:40 pm | |
| What do you call a fly with out wings
A Walk | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:52 pm | |
| how'd you make an irishman dizzy?
Tell him to piss in the corner of a dustbin | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:52 pm | |
| hear about the irish sea scout/?
Drowned trying to pitch his tent... | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:52 pm | |
| then therewasthe irish kamikaze pilot...
flew 14 successful missions... | |
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the amazing g
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| | Subject: Re: Bad Jokes Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:53 pm | |
| .. and Coco the clown took his car back to the dealers...
.... doors wouldn't fall off. | |
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