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PostSubject: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 11:18 am

I feel like i got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.

But at least that's more than can be said for stephen gately.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 4:36 pm

Breaking News - Michael Barrymore spotted looking pretty shifty by a hotel pool in Majorca.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 6:16 pm

what actually happened to gately? i don't care enough to find out.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 7:32 pm

he died in his sleep... somehow. thats all that was released when i was on the bbc website earlier
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 8:10 pm

tenner on drugs
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 10:29 pm

AIDS
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 10:31 pm

gay sex game gone horribly wrong, perhaps he drank the poppers
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 11, 2009 10:36 pm

Rig wrote:
gay sex game gone horribly wrong, perhaps he drank the poppers

He was found with chocolate traces around his arsehole, i'd imagine it was george michaels careless wispa

in all seriousness though it probably the biggest stiffy his fella's ever woken up to.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptyMon Oct 12, 2009 3:58 pm

AOL news says not drugs. but it wouldnt surprise me if it was.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptyTue Oct 13, 2009 1:19 am

Money well spent, next up is Keating
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptyTue Oct 13, 2009 1:18 pm

Hoping it's not going to be Blanche from Corrie. Crying or Very sad


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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptyTue Oct 13, 2009 2:11 pm

me too, I love Blanche!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 12:21 am

Dead celebrity jokes... Thesun11


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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 1:08 am

Still more informative than the Daily Mail
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 2:08 am

Yes. I wouldn't have learned to speak 'chav' or 'Neanderthal' with the Mail.....innit

........Not too many words over 6 letters either. I particularly enjoy the colouring page.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 1:55 pm

The date on the Sun is the only factual thing printed .... still one more thing than TDM
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 8:51 pm

I think you're being a bit unfair on the Mail there. The page numbers are usually pretty accurate.

Pick one up and I'll read it to you sometime....... add a bit of context to all those pretty pictures
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySat Oct 24, 2009 9:33 pm

I read The Guardian ..... up yours!
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptySun Oct 25, 2009 2:15 pm

Fucking hate the Daily Mail
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PostSubject: Re: Dead celebrity jokes...   Dead celebrity jokes... EmptyTue Oct 27, 2009 1:41 am

rectal exercises should help you with that one
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