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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:52 am | |
| You start cos I'll just get deleted straight off (I have tons of this shit)
What's the most offensive joke you know? | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| Q: What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
A: The wheelchair | |
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Neil
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:12 pm | |
| Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
A Being last.
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Neil
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| I feel my joke killed the thread  | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Sun Oct 10, 2010 8:04 pm | |
| The premise killed the thread. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:25 am | |
| Pussies killed the thread | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:27 am | |
| Q. How do you know when your sister's on her period? (easy one for Beduff folk, this)
A. You can taste blood on yer old man's knob.
See, THAT'S what I'm talkin bout. | |
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Danny
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:26 pm | |
| ^ I never knew I was able to laugh and cringe simultaneouly until I read that joke, bravo
Anyway, i'll join in....
It's recently been revealed that 90% of black men wear their socks during sex....
And a balaclava....
And a knife | |
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Steve
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:02 am | |
| Two pedophiles sunbathing on the beach. One says to the other "Can you get out of my son".
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:31 pm | |
| - George McFly wrote:
- ^ I never knew I was able to laugh and cringe simultaneouly until I read that joke, bravo
Anyway, i'll join in....
It's recently been revealed that 90% of black men wear their socks during sex....
And a balaclava....
And a knife Apparently, it's not rape if you shout "SURPRISE!!" | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:31 pm | |
| Q. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You've already told her twice. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:11 pm | |
| Q. What's black and blue and hates sex?
A. The ten year old in the boot of my car. | |
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Danny
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:11 pm | |
| My girlfriend is like a slinky, not of any real use but it is funny to watch her fall down the stairs | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb, the other to suck my dick. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| What's the difference between acne and a paedophile?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:25 pm | |
| "It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.....
....Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person." | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:29 pm | |
| 33 miners trapped underground?
Sounds like Fritzl upped his game | |
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Dan Searles
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:18 pm | |
| Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a ten year old girl?
A: Turning her over and pretending she's a ten year old boy. | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:58 pm | |
| Myke's gonna be offended at one of these any minute now. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:14 pm | |
| That's why they're called "offensive" y'know. | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, "Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!"
"No," replies the man. "She just sort of lays there." | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| See Dale... not a racist joke in sight  | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Sickest, most offensive jokes? Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:21 pm | |
| Why did god invent thrush?
So women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt. | |
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