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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:48 pm | |
| Baddies tend to avoid conventional trends opting for fingerless weightlifter gloves, leather jacket with rolled up sleeves, surf pants tucked into biker boots, bandana and a dangly earring. Be vigilant and avoid at all costs. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| Against all odds, somebody with no formal training or qualifications in the field of artillery and its subsequent applications will 'out gun' a team of trained marksmen when presented with the opportunity of a 'shoot out' | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| If a duck weighs the same as as a woman she's a witch | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| That hoverboards don't work on water (unless you have power) | |
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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:24 pm | |
| never to ride a motorbike without a full face helmet | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:39 pm | |
| You can make a woman with a computer. | |
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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:43 pm | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:49 pm | |
| when out of arrows, use a passing chicken
tom green is a cunt | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:00 pm | |
| What I choose to call hell....John Rambo calls home | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:02 pm | |
| That they are infact not in the jungle, they are the jungle | |
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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:05 pm | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:15 pm | |
| The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:18 pm | |
| It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
An electric fence powerful enough to kill a large dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:23 pm | |
| One punch will easily knock out anyone.
Wanna kill somebody barehanded? Simply turn their head sharply for them. Works every time. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| If your car/motorbike won't start, hang around until a threatening encounter is imminent, leave it till the last possible second before retrying your ignition. This procedure is the most frequently diagnosed amongst trouble-shooters. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:40 pm | |
| Arnold Schwarzeneger's morning dietry routine consists of the consumption of highly decorated tactical army officers and/or leafy coloured French style head garments.
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stef Super Fan
Number of posts : 655 Karma : 6 Hermit Points : 1302
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:43 pm | |
| - Kid Icarus wrote:
- Arnold Schwarzeneger's morning dietry routine consists of the consumption of highly decorated tactical army officers.
what film is this from bud? grrrrrrrrrr, i just cant think its not commando is it? | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:44 pm | |
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the slave Fanatic
Number of posts : 379 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 184
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:47 pm | |
| when a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. | |
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markyg Menace
Number of posts : 2061 Age : 45 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 1079
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:51 pm | |
| - the slave wrote:
- when a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.
i found an angel earlier.. scared me a bit | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:54 pm | |
| Americans stay on at High School until their 35 | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:55 pm | |
| If ever you become worried about leaving your child unattended whilst you vacation, rather than catch the first flight home or contact authorities, leave them to fend for themself. In the eventuality that a couple of burglars should endanger your child, trust their intellect of traps and comedic timing to save the day. Peace of mind for any irresponsible parent I'm sure. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:04 pm | |
| Being bullied at school/in the workplace? Befriend your local elderly Chinese ex pat. In exchange for back breaking labour he will speak in profound Haiku's and guide you (despite being an ungraded novice) to glory in your regional martial arts tournament where (by all rights) you will be pitted against your tormentor.
Good luck. | |
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markyg Menace
Number of posts : 2061 Age : 45 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 1079
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| that washing cars and painting fences makes you a karate champion | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:16 pm | |
| If you're being attacked by a giant monster and chased around a city your camcorder will never run out of battery power. | |
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