MORE things that piss you off

That window sales advert. As Arnie once said "STOP SHWOUTING! IM NOT DEAF!"

T4 presenters. All of them. Sarcastic twats.
Writers Block.

I also hate this type of scenario when buying something from Mcdonalds.

I approach McDonalds counter
Me "Can I have a Big Mac please?"
McMoron "would you like a meal?"
Me "No thanks"
McFuckwit "Any Drink?"
Me "NO I WANT A FUCKING BIG FUCKING MAC!!!"

I went to Sainsburys and went to straight up to an empty til with A bottle of water and this happened
Checkout Woman with hairy chin and what appeared to be 4 tits "Sorry to keep you waiting."
Me "I wasnt, I came straight up to you"
Checkout Itchy Beard "Would you like a bag for that?"
....1 bottle of water?????????



Oh Couscous pisses me off too. Dunno why. and I used to hate my ex missus buying shower gel with bits of gravel in it.

People who let their kids run wild in supermarkets, i find it stressful anyway and these little fuckers don't help.

Also people in supermarkets who bump into friends in an aisle and block up the aisle while they have a catch up

Supermarkets in general do my head in. Far to many morons in there.

Radio Dj's that "LOVE" everything

Women are pretty much top of my list at the moment!

ergh, my message has disapeared.
Can't be bothered to rant again.

I hate those at work and delivery men who ask if i've scribbled on my arm (in relation to my tattoo). Oh yes i've scribbled on my arm because i'm that bored at work and don't think to doodle on some paper.
I'm 25 not 13!

anyone who uses buses will relate to this

when you go on early in the morning with a tenner or a £20 and the driver looks at you like youve killed his family and says........"i cant change that"

twatsssssssss

[quote="Neil"]T4 presenters. All of them. Sarcastic twats.
Writers Block.

I also hate this type of scenario when buying something from Mcdonalds.

I approach McDonalds counter
Me "Can I have a Big Mac please?"
McMoron "would you like a meal?"
Me "No thanks"
McFuckwit "Any Drink?"
Me "NO I WANT A FUCKING BIG FUCKING MAC!!!"

This happened to me in KFC a few months ago.

Me " can I have a £10.99 Bargain bucket please.
Moron "would you like any sides with that
Me "no thanks"
Moron "would you like any drinks with that"
Me " no thanks"
Moron "So thats just a £10.99 Variety bucket"
Me " No a £10.99 Bargain bucket"
Moron " So thats a £13.99 bargain bucket"
Me " No a £10.99 bargain bucket FFS"

Giving barstaff a 20 pound note then only giving me the change for a tenner. Then arguing that i only gave them a tenner. This has happened twice to me recently - both times in the Phoenix i may add.

Dont go to that yellow shit hole then

Thngs that piss me off? Peoplethsat use their mobiles while driving.

Jimatay wrote:

Giving barstaff a 20 pound note then only giving me the change for a tenner. Then arguing that i only gave them a tenner. This has happened twice to me recently - both times in the Phoenix i may add.

This happened to me in the shop opposite Brown's on monday, guy looked at me then grudgingly gave me the tenner he owed

The Amazing G wrote:

Thngs that piss me off? Peoplethsat use their mobiles while driving

Let's not get started on driving, there are far too many.....oh go on then

1) People that tailgate
2) People that sit in the middle lane on a dual carriageway / motorway
3) ESPECIALLY people that tailgate when behind me going down the 20 mph zone on Dane Road that has speed bumps every 20 metres (to which I reply by slowing to 10mph)
4) People who don't give a wave or flick of their lights in thanks when you've let them through a gap despite the obstruction being on their side of the road, manners cost fuck al
5) People who cross in the middle of a road when there's a zebra / pedestrian crossing 20 yards away
6) Drivers who inch out of a T junction thus forcing you to stop to allow them out

The general public.

Justin Beiber

People who hate Germany (the team) just because it's Germany, despite how awesome they are.

3D tv adverts in 3D. Yeah im sure its great for the 4 people who can afford a 3D TV

Taxi divers that ask what way you would like to be taken home, THE FASTEST WAY PLEASE YOU THICK BASTARD (thats if they know where you live in the first place).

Steve wrote:

Taxi divers that ask what way you would like to be taken home, THE FASTEST WAY PLEASE YOU THICK BASTARD (thats if they know where you live in the first place).

I'd rather they do this, i always specify a route as if you keep your mouth shut they tend to just drive around the ring road a couple times to bump up their fare

On the subject of taxi drivers though, their driving also annoys me

People who moan about Godiva Festival, it's a decent free festival, even if your little local band didn't get picked to play...and who wants to see the same bands at Godiva that play Cov gigs every other week anyway?

But it's not free, that's the point.

Let's not get into that

Mine is easy......

EVERYTHING that has been posted so far

(Except the one about Germany - I hate the Germans - they haven't changed a bit. I was watching them play Spain and every time they thought they should have a fre-kick/throw-n etc, they all started giving the nazi salute.

And the one about Godiva - it's not free, I'm paying for it (a fact CVOne seem to have forgotten). And I'd rather see the same cov bands every year than some lard-eating, sister-fucking brummy plute)






'Plute' - Courtesy of Dr Mithmeister c.2008

Constipation

Every team/player that called for a card to be shown during the World Cup, doubly if its the manager. Team USA and Maradonna im looking at you

Gas.