MORE things that piss you off

I bet they would claim that never happened nowdays.

Sound Foundry wrote:

The worrying thing for me is that these are actually KIDS, yet I don't view them as human beings - I would happily watch them being shot.

Fucking bravo, I just genuinely megalol'd

The T4 cunt on the left that comes from the "T4 Alan Partridge school of presenting but not funny sarcastic twat."
All you have to do is introduce the bands, tv shows etc and maybe every now and again ask some interesting questions....not be a sarcastic, patronising PRICK!!!!

Shag Katy Perry though, probably do it twice!!!

Just T4 in general mate, that program screams shit

Sound Foundry wrote:

Bricktop wrote:

These utter CUNTS

The worrying thing for me is that these are actually KIDS, yet I don't view them as human beings - I would happily watch them being shot.

Is that scary or what! Or is it just the reasonable and logical solution to these moronic, anti-social, sub-human shit suckers before they turn into dole scrounging adult shit suckers?

AYe, shoot 'em...

Bricktop wrote:

Just T4 in general mate, that program screams shit

Agreed. That smarmy fuckhead in particular!!

Neil wrote:

The T4 cunt on the left that comes from the "T4 Alan Partridge school of presenting but not funny sarcastic twat."
All you have to do is introduce the bands, tv shows etc and maybe every now and again ask some interesting questions....not be a sarcastic, patronising PRICK!!!!

I have absolutely NO idea whatsoever who it is. But that pic alone just makes me want to punch the smarmy, self-satisfied cunt right in the kisser

..... and the bloke would get a proper slap too!

Being a typical girl that can't help but bitch...Katie Perry has way too much make up on.

caroline wrote:

Being a typical girl that can't help but bitch...Katie Perry has way too much make up on.

She does but you can't deny you'd jump on the other bus for her

Actually, she ain't all that................... just hype.

Now THIS is a babe...................

There's the obvious kinda stuff...such as drink drivers and waste of space/let down fathers!!

But the thing that's giving me the GRRRR factor at the moment...is t.v presenters who have for some unknown reason decided to start singing (i use the term singing lightly) i.e John Barrowman and Justin lee Collins

JLC is a twat who's just beggin' for a slap anyway, period - smarmy 'aren't I clever' twat.

Something that's pissing me and Ken off at the moment is when a movie comes on and it comes up with.........

XXX presents.....

then

A film by XXX

then

In Association With XXX

and so on

Ken counted 11 in one film - WHY??

One thing that really bakes my noodle though is people like Cheryl Cole and Danii (learn to spell yer own name properly girl) Minogue on programs like Shyte Factor as 'expert' judges, judging whether other people have talent or not. THEY DON'T....... you don't need some ex 'C' list soap star's talentless little sister or a sad, fame obsessed WAG to tell you that.

Two people who didn't get where they are because of anything remotely related to talent.

Shytehawks!!

Clarkson-esque rant over.













"Shytehawks" - Copyright 'Mock The Week' 2010....... Dale....... BUSTED!

Sound Foundry wrote:

"Shytehawks" - Copyright 'Mock The Week' 2010....... Dale....... BUSTED!

First, I never claimed any ownership of that word, Mithy was using it before I ever did and second, it was being used way before 2010!

My great grandma used to say that and she dies in 1993. Old battleaxe!!!

Oldies who meander when walking through town, they're slow, which is annoying anyway, but when you try to overtake them they swerve in that direction, it's like elderly pavement F1 or something

Bricktop wrote:

Oldies who meander when walking through town, they're slow, which is annoying anyway, but when you try to overtake them they swerve in that direction, it's like elderly pavement F1 or something

I just kick the 'twirlies' in the hip joint - that usually stops them fuckin about - it's their Achilles Heel y'know

Shit like this. Nutty people who think their pets can talk and stuff like that.