MORE things that piss you off

I don't wanna burn it round, just go at a comfortable speed. Basically everyone should just get out my way!

Get one of those starskey and hutch 'berries' for the top of your car and make out you're an old school cop

I'm shitting myself when it comes to driving on the ring road and motorway. Pass plus for meeee.

It pisses me off when, (esp working on a Reception) you say hello to someone, they aknowledge it, and blank you.

Honorary degrees for celebs are pissing me off at the moment, an actress from Sex and The City just got one from Liverpools John Moore Uni, although she left Liverpool when she was three months old for christs sake.

And Knighthoods, They are another thing that piss me off greatly.

caroline wrote:

It pisses me off when, (esp working on a Reception) you say hello to someone, they aknowledge it, and blank you.

Good thing about Reception though is you will always have a chance to get your own back one day, I once "accidentally" gave a message (which was a fantastic sales lead) to the wrong guy.

caroline wrote:

I'm shitting myself when it comes to driving on the ring road and motorway. Pass plus for meeee.

Motorway driving is a piece of piss caralolin, just watch out for the HGV's, as for the ringroad, well i avoid it wherever necessary, you can navigate coventry without it. Although having said that you're about 2 minutes from it and would probably have to use it to get around also, pass plus brings down your insurance costs

Whats pass plus btw, never heard of it.

This scenario pisses me off.

Me"You're welcome to come back to mine"
Her"Ok, but nothing is going to happen"
Me"No worries I wasnt expecting it to"(White lie)
Cue 3 1/2 mins of consentual sex.

three days later
Her Text"Hey how are you? Fancy going for a drink?"
Me Text"I'm a bit busy at the moment"
Her Text "Oh its like that is it?"
Me Text "Its like, what I said, bit busy"
Her text "So it was just a one night stand?"
Me Text "I told you I have just split from a relationship and not looking for anything too serious"
Her Text "Well I feel a bit used"
Me Text "Well I feel you are an adult and quite able to make you're own decisions"

...In short it pisses me off when a woman pulls the victim card just because she cant handle the fact she dropped her knickers on the first night.

People from down south who put the letter r in words like bath (=barth) and then call me a northern monkey when I correct them.

Men who insist on pissing in a sit down toilet in a cubicle, thus getting piss all over the seat. Man up and use a cubicle pin dick!

KellyO wrote:

Whats pass plus btw, never heard of it.

It's basically around 5 lessons after you've passed your driving test to gain confidence on the ring road and motorway. Like Danny mentioned, it'll also bring down the cost of insurance, so i think i'll give it a whirl.

It's not like anyone has let me drive their car yet either so it'd be nice to get in the driving seat again.

Inspired by Neil's post,

When you say to a girl back to mine then, they come back but only want to hug/talk. What did they think they were invited back for? I have physically kicked a girl out my house for that. That'll teach her to give me heavy bollock! (shakes fist)

Neil wrote:

This scenario pisses me off.

Me"You're welcome to come back to mine"
Her"Ok, but nothing is going to happen"
Me"No worries I wasnt expecting it to"(White lie)
Cue 3 1/2 mins of consentual sex.

three days later
Her Text"Hey how are you? Fancy going for a drink?"
Me Text"I'm a bit busy at the moment"
Her Text "Oh its like that is it?"
Me Text "Its like, what I said, bit busy"
Her text "So it was just a one night stand?"
Me Text "I told you I have just split from a relationship and not looking for anything too serious"
Her Text "Well I feel a bit used"
Me Text "Well I feel you are an adult and quite able to make you're own decisions"

...In short it pisses me off when a woman pulls the victim card just because she cant handle the fact she dropped her knickers on the first night.

Absolutely mega, +1

Jimatay wrote:

Inspired by Neil's post,

When you say to a girl back to mine then, they come back but only want to hug/talk. What did they think they were invited back for? I have physically kicked a girl out my house for that. That'll teach her to give me heavy bollock! (shakes fist)

Pft, men oh, wait....

Young bands who think they are great cause they get gigs at the Kasbah because they sell tickets but dont realise it's NOTHING to do with talent it's because they're connected to a school/college.

Laptop DJ's.

CD DJ's

the real art is beat mixing the vinyl on 1210's or similar

i got one DJ a gig at Keresley last weekend, he turned up with a box of 12" to find a pair of CD decks only!

Rig wrote:

CD DJ's

the real art is beat mixing the vinyl on 1210's or similar

i got one DJ a gig at Keresley last weekend, he turned up with a box of 12" to find a pair of CD decks only!

Hand on Rigadon we had the decks there but the 1st 2 DJ's on were CD-DJ's so they were left in their cases.

Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!

haha, that weren't a dig mate! i knew you both sorted it else he wouldn't have played!

Steve wrote:

Fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!

Offering me out Steve?

Jimatay wrote:

Young bands who think they are great cause they get gigs at the Kasbah because they sell tickets but dont realise it's NOTHING to do with talent it's because they're connected to a school/college.

I think it's more to do with the venue praying on the naivety of the bands, cuz they get a hard on playing at the kasbah but have to shift 50 odd tickets for the 'pleasure'

Yeah no doubt, but it's when the bands gob off thinking they are the dogs dangles cause they were asked to play there, that grinds my gears

Jimatay wrote:

Inspired by Neil's post,

When you say to a girl back to mine then, they come back but only want to hug/talk. What did they think they were invited back for? I have physically kicked a girl out my house for that. That'll teach her to give me heavy bollock! (shakes fist)

I hate it when they say "You'll have to fuck off cos Meals On Wheels arrives in 10 minutes"

when people talk over you.