MORE things that piss you off

Ricky Gervais

Not having the freedom to adjust your nutsack area when ever you please. Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.

Neil wrote:

Not having the freedom to adjust your nutsack area when ever you please.

I do.

Neil wrote:

Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.

How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public. I find ways to disguise it. Like scratching my shoulder so i can use my arm to brush past my boob.

You honestly think we don't notice when you women do this???? God damn it we're watching....

caroline wrote:

Neil wrote:

Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.

How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public. I find ways to disguise it. Like scratching my shoulder so i can use my arm to brush past my boob.

how many blokes do you honestly think would be upset by a woman rubbing her breasts in public, not many i can assure you

Blokes eyes are nearly always drawn to a womans boobs, whether she notices or not. And any arm movement in that vicinity is sure to be noticed.

Aye, that's what i emant...

Women who keep money in their bras. Do you really think I want to handle a warm damp and musky £5 note that some fat munter has just gave handed to over the bar?

In contrast if the woman is fit, it's a bonus. Will probably sniff it.

Neil wrote:

Ricky Gervais

thank god for neil

caroline wrote:

Neil wrote:

Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.

How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public.

If you ever feel the itch again Cazza, just give me the nod and I'll be happy to oblige

caroline wrote:

when people piss over you.

really pisses me off too!!!

Not me...

When you're in the line at the chippy etc and a person in front of you says 'two bags of chips please', guy gets the chips, wraps them, hands them over, then the person say 'oh and a saveloy', guy gets the saveloy, wraps it, hands it over, then the person says 'have you any scallops?' etc etc etc

Not that i've gotten a bus in over 2 years, but people in front of you who got on the bus not having their money ready, and old biddies who couldn't find their fucking pass

I got on a bus today for the first time in years...

I would like to add riding on the bus to my list.

Jimatay wrote:

I got on a bus today for the first time in years...

I would like to add riding on the bus to my list.

The one place I will see more patients than at work is on the bus, well there and the bus station

Danny wrote:

When you're in the line at the chippy etc and a person in front of you says 'two bags of chips please', guy gets the chips, wraps them, hands them over, then the person say 'oh and a saveloy', guy gets the saveloy, wraps it, hands it over, then the person says 'have you any scallops?' etc etc etc

Not that i've gotten a bus in over 2 years, but people in front of you who got on the bus not having their money ready, and old biddies who couldn't find their fucking pass

Old biddies who get to the check out with their £8.73 worth of support stockings and Ex-Lax and say "Ooh, I've got it here somewhere" and then go through there purse, determined to pay it with their small change. Then when they've got to £8.41 in 2p and 1p pieces and realise they haven't quite got enough, they then pull out a 20 quid note

Crusty old cunts

This Cockhead!

I think I have shown my dislike for old people. I hate it when they say how much better it was in the old days blah blah blah. Whilst at the same time accepting no responsibility for how the world is today!!

Hand dryers in public toilets that leave you looking like a cunt as you wave your hands under them backwards and forwards, up and down, trying to make the fucking things work, until they finally start, with the weakest 'blast' of fucking COLD air that lasts about two seconds before switching itself off again, leaving you, once again, waving your hands under them like a cunt. Man, they piss me off!

When people tell me to 'listen', if they said 'listen to this' it'd be fine but I don't like it being barked like an order.

Blake wrote:

Hand dryers in public toilets that leave you looking like a cunt as you wave your hands under them backwards and forwards, up and down, trying to make the fucking things work, until they finally start, with the weakest 'blast' of fucking COLD air that lasts about two seconds before switching itself off again, leaving you, once again, waving your hands under them like a cunt. Man, they piss me off!

Use your jeans like a man

Why bother washing your hands anyway? I mean it's your own knob and if it's not encrusted with 6 months' build up of Gorgonzola, what's the point?

And you can't really say it's unhygeinic to not wash your hands after a wee wee when you'll quite happily go and stick your tongue into Mary Jane Rottencrotch's twat, can you.

Well... that's my take on toilet hand dryers anyway.

It actually offends me when people don't wash their hand.

I am generalising of course - not for a minute suggesting that anybody IS actually sticking their tongue into ANY Mary Jane Rottencrotch type.

But you get what I mean on the subject of toilet hand dryers