Random things you learnt from films?

Rig wrote:

that Animal Chin is not a real person

How do you know of Animal Chin?

spent a while searching for him during my teen years, you know of him?

Oh yes most definitely. My son has started his search now, I told him,"If you dont find him thats ok, you'll have a rad time anyway".

Dereks dont run

tis a classic film, been after public domain, can't source it anywhere

before you go diving out at sea make sure there's a way back onto the boat

If you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the ghost/monster/alien/psycho is through the creepiest door at the end of the darkest corridor in the building, go on through it! - cos any sane, sensible person in the real world would do exactly the same, NOT shit themselves and get the fuck out of there quicker than shit through a goose, as previously thought

that hanging from a clifftop with barely the grip of a few fingers is actually possible

Dogs cant look up

Neil wrote:

Dogs cant look up

And they all go to heaven...

true, but if you leave a group of huskies in sub temperature conditions for a couple of months they will club together and ride out the storm.

Rig wrote:

true, but if you leave a group of huskies in sub temperature conditions for a couple of months they will club together and ride out the storm.

Unless an alien being takes them over first and invades an antartic research station full of scientists...

Gymnastics can help you kick fuck outta raptors.

This thread is rad.

Homicidal Madmen with machetes can walk faster than anyone could ever run!!

Someone will always be behind you in a bathroom mirror.

That bowling is nothing like 'Nam.

That video piracy is a crime like stealing a handbag!!!

That you can get Trainspotting from a car boot sale for a quid! (apparently the quality isn't too hot)

That hooper drives the boat

How to make women Squirt. Honestly, tried and tested!!!

A headache is not a tumour, it's not a tumour at all!

Neil wrote:

How to make women Squirt. Honestly, tried and tested!!!

+1, i've seen it

That computer programs are real little worlds with people and shit tons of neon. Also, if you write a program then he has the same face as you, standard.

If you think you are gonna get your oats during your years at Hogwarts then you are mistaken

It's a good idea to wank Before a date