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markyg Menace
Number of posts : 2061 Age : 45 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 1079
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:46 am | |
| if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:55 am | |
| - Neil wrote:
- That Godzilla can beat King Kong
depends what version of the film you watch [/geek] | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:03 am | |
| - markyg wrote:
- if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first
I literally LOLed at this. | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:04 am | |
| - Mithy wrote:
- Neil wrote:
- That Godzilla can beat King Kong
depends what version of the film you watch [/geek] My bad. I did mean it the other way around. | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:13 am | |
| Catch a fly with chopsticks and you can accomplish anything | |
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Jimatay Mod
Number of posts : 3341 Age : 40 Karma : 12 Hermit Points : 5333
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:26 am | |
| Making noises with your mouth can fool even the police | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:40 am | |
| Despite evidence to the contrary being shot to death can go in your favour provided you are employed within law enforcement and it is the future. | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:46 am | |
| If you dont wet the sponge dying can be a little messy!! | |
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Jimatay Mod
Number of posts : 3341 Age : 40 Karma : 12 Hermit Points : 5333
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:51 am | |
| That toys come alive when you leave the room | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:08 am | |
| No matter how large a darkened cave is, a single match will light up the entire place. | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:09 am | |
| Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent. | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:28 am | |
| Spartacus was once a popular name. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:33 am | |
| Get in with primates while you can. | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm | |
| Parking is no problem in any major city in the world, you can always pull up right outside the front door of the the bank / hotel / cop shop / nightclub / stadium. Theres always a space for you. | |
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Corky Fanatic
Number of posts : 432 Age : 38 Karma : 8 Hermit Points : 1528
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:39 pm | |
| If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. | |
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Corky Fanatic
Number of posts : 432 Age : 38 Karma : 8 Hermit Points : 1528
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:35 pm | |
| That due to the metric system a quarter pounder is know as a royale with cheese in france | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:45 pm | |
| Don't fake an orgasm in a packed restaurant. It makes you look a twat and puts the diners off their food.
Don't watch any films with Meg Ryan in. | |
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HULK SMASH! Stalker
Number of posts : 1047 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 1209
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| If you have a hunch that a plan might just work despite it being a 'long shot', go for it as it will be a positive outcome. | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:59 pm | |
| - Steve wrote:
- Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.
Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned. The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious. Keep up the good work. | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:10 pm | |
| - KellyO wrote:
- Steve wrote:
- Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.
Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned.
The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious.
Keep up the good work. I was actually taking the piss out of Tom Cruise. | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| Yes I know go to the bottom of the class | |
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the slave Fanatic
Number of posts : 379 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 184
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| Babysitters are generally psychotic. | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:34 pm | |
| Bad guys can't shoot for shit
This is perfectly demonstrated when a gang of bad guys fire point their Oozi's (20 rounds per second) directly at the good guy and miss, but he will take out all 20 bad guys with 4 bullets | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| In American schools, as soon as the bell rings, the entire school stampedes to the exit. | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: Random things you learnt from films? Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| Tom Green is a very disturbed man. | |
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