Random things you learnt from films?

Sound Foundry wrote:

Oozi's (20 rounds per second)

The standard Uzi is actually only capable of 10 rounds per second John.

Steve wrote:

In American schools, as soon as the bell rings, the entire school stampedes to the exit.

And their parents are always parked right outside the school gates.

That it doesnt matter how many you kill that chinese bad guy in the 80's he still came back for more.

Ciaran MBE wrote:

Sound Foundry wrote:

Oozi's (20 rounds per second)

The standard Uzi is actually only capable of 10 rounds per second John.

Yeah, but, we're talking super-duper movie OOOOOzi's here, so NER!

AND, if you've got one in each hand.............

Sound Foundry wrote:

AND, if you've got one in each hand.............

*applauds*

Ciaran MBE wrote:

Sound Foundry wrote:

Oozi's (20 rounds per second)

The standard Uzi is actually only capable of 10 rounds per second John.

how'd you know this then sunny? we're watching you boy!

Dont let soccer mummy get a boner

A rabbit dinner all of a sudden isn't quite as appetising when you realise it's the family pet on your plate.

Drivdac wrote:

Ciaran MBE wrote:

Sound Foundry wrote:

Oozi's (20 rounds per second)

The standard Uzi is actually only capable of 10 rounds per second John.

how'd you know this then sunny? we're watching you boy!

I have no idea what you're referring to mr threatening police officer holding your standard firearms unit issue heckler and koch 9mm mp5 semi automatic carbine upgraded with 4x24 scope and under barrel ops flashlight.

saddo

English is the preferred language for aliens throughout the galaxy

If your space ship won't start, reconfigure the warp coil - that should do it

Sound Foundry wrote:

English is the preferred language for aliens throughout the galaxy

In an American accent too?

Precisely

The evil master criminal is invariably English

Sound Foundry wrote:

saddo

ha ha i liked guns a lot when i was a kid.


Films have also taught me that Ezekiel 25:17 actually says

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

And not

"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance on them."

You can throw any knife at any target from any distance and it will always hit its target point first

Ciaran MBE wrote:

Sound Foundry wrote:

saddo

ha ha i liked guns a lot when i was a kid.


Films have also taught me that Ezekiel 25:17 actually says

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

And not

"I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes; and they will know that I am the LORD when I lay My vengeance on them."

I prefer the first one - has a familiar ring

I have also learned that Psalm 23:4 says...

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no emo"

and not....

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil"

as previously thought

You can produce fully grown adults in a plastic bubble in 48 hours

That being BIG isn't all it's cracked up to be, moral of the story, enjoy your youth.

that Animal Chin is not a real person

That Kim Jong-il can't prononce lonely (rone-rwy)

If you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball.