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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:21 pm

Good looking Americans can be turned into unattractive geeks with the simple application of a pair of glasses.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:23 pm

Every American police station must, by law, have a black Captain with a real bad attitude. Preferably fat too.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:24 pm

All American policemen live exclusively on a diet of doughnuts and corfee
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:25 pm

No-one ever gets killed in the A-Team
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:26 pm

That you can smash windows with your bare hands without danger of a scratch.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:43 pm

If your in a car chase, you will always hit a fire hydrant, a fruit and veg stall, crash into a shop window, jump over a raising bridge, squeeze under a truck, and end up running out of road.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:46 pm

You forgot crates of melons and plate glass windows being moved across the street

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:47 pm

Oh yes, and little old ladies attempting to get over the zebra crossing
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:03 pm

Americans are shit at getting their tyre pressures right, hence every American car screeches round corners
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:07 pm

The bad guys always deliver a speech, detailing their entire plot, before killing the hero, which they never do because they've wasted just enough time for the hero to be rescued/escape.

This is particularly true of 'Master-criminals' who, despite their superior intellect, never seem to learn this - maybe they're so busy committing perfect crimes that they don't have time to watch movies
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:09 pm

Every American alleyway has its own bin trawling tramp
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:09 pm

All Irish people are 'down-trodden' romantics
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:10 pm

America has single handedly saved the world from EVERYTHING
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:11 pm

Silicon Valley is the American term for a cleavage, NOT as previously thought, the name of a place.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:13 pm

That the only thing that can generate 1.1 gigawatts of power in the 50's is a bolt of lightning.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:21 pm

If your house is on fire, you always come flying out of the door 1 second before any explosion.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:26 pm

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That the only thing that can generate 1.1 gigawatts of power in the 50's is a bolt of lightning.

Yes. And 80mph is the optimum speed for travelling through time
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:31 pm

or 88...

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:05 am

Or 1.21 Giggawatts.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:25 am

No matter how ugly and unlucky in love I may become in my middle age, I will be able to move to the USA and hook up with attractive American girls solely because I have a 'cute' English accent.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:40 am

That sometimes it takes a local pub goer 15 years before he misses the dartboard.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:42 am

That a good form of revenge consists of a blow torch and a pair of pliers.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:42 am

That Godzilla can beat King Kong
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:43 am

and finally.......what ever you do.....DONT FALL ASLEEP!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:45 am

Kid Icarus wrote:
Or 1.21 Giggawatts.

Great Scott!!! Shocked
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