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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:21 pm

Unlucky in love? Overbearing parents? No sense of rhythm? Go to a holiday camp in the summer of 1963 and these issues will be rectified much to the annoyance of your strict father.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:33 pm

The Queensbury rules and pairing boxers of similar stature and weight are only to be viewed as an arbitrary guideline and are neither mandatory nor compulsory.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:38 pm

Been shot? Try walking it off or getting the assistance of a companion, more often than not, they will not only have a comprehensive (yet neglected) medical background they can usually synthesise the necessary treatment if needs be.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:38 pm

Nobody puts baby in the corner
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:42 pm

must have been 'big ben'. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:43 pm

The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. - Blow

and that everything about your life, your family, friends, job, home etc might just be part of one big TV show.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:44 pm

markyg wrote:
the slave wrote:
when a bell rings an angel gets it's wings.

i found an angel earlier.. scared me a bit

sorry, should have 'quoted'. Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:44 pm

That zombies can be fooled by people acting like a zombie, they also like brains

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:48 pm

If you break down at night, on a lonely moor say, find the nearest huge rambling gloomy looking manor house.
Bob's yer uncle.
Especially when the hinges of the huge oak door creak when opened by a bela lugosi lookielikey.
Comfy!
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:51 pm

If you're nearly 30 *snigger* and live in New York ,even if you're only at work for a couple of hours a day, you too can afford to live in a luxury loft type apartment with fancy rugs and shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:51 pm

The joys of drinking a white russian and bowling in your dressing gown.

And tar actually sticks to some people.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:54 pm

That hookers are really just pretty woman who are hard on their luck.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:54 pm

Want to be taken seriously as you dole out vengeance? Simply affect a gruff voice.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:58 pm

That selling your great grandads specs on ebay can cause you no end of problems.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm

If you can get what you want in a fast food joint, pull out an UZI and it gets shit done.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:00 pm

Flight training is moot and unnecessary, should you find yourself on an aeroplane with unconscious pilots, simply adopt authority and land the plane yourself. Piece of piss.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:01 pm

Don't leave your gun on the kitchen side whilst going for a dump, you may regret it.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:03 pm

That bringing back dinosaurs may lead to trouble.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:06 pm

John Lovitz is the greatest living person
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:07 pm

The laws of physics rarely apply to people in a freefall situation provided there is a car roof to absorb the inertia of impact.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:10 pm

Going to war with Canada may result in Satan returning to earth.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:11 pm

Adhere to the guidlines of petcare should they become an implicit requirement of your purchase in the eventuality you ever visit Chinatown in a desperate bid to find a novel last minute Christmas gift.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:15 pm

That women had to wear fake beards to attend stonings back in in the day.

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:16 pm

Even if your a butt ugly, overweight, wrinkly old man you can still attract drop dead gorgeous 20 year olds.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:23 pm

Of course, this is also true in real life as long as your minted.
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