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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:46 am

if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:55 am

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That Godzilla can beat King Kong

depends what version of the film you watch [/geek]
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:03 am

markyg wrote:
if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first

I literally LOLed at this.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:04 am

Mithy wrote:
Neil wrote:
That Godzilla can beat King Kong

depends what version of the film you watch [/geek]

My bad. I did mean it the other way around.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:13 am

Catch a fly with chopsticks and you can accomplish anything
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:26 am

Making noises with your mouth can fool even the police

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:40 am

Despite evidence to the contrary being shot to death can go in your favour provided you are employed within law enforcement and it is the future.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:46 am

If you dont wet the sponge dying can be a little messy!!
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:51 am

That toys come alive when you leave the room

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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:08 am

No matter how large a darkened cave is, a single match will light up the entire place.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:09 am

Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:28 am

Spartacus was once a popular name.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:33 am

Get in with primates while you can.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 pm

Parking is no problem in any major city in the world, you can always pull up right outside the front door of the the bank / hotel / cop shop / nightclub / stadium. Theres always a space for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:39 pm

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:35 pm

That due to the metric system a quarter pounder is know as a royale with cheese in france
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:45 pm

Don't fake an orgasm in a packed restaurant. It makes you look a twat and puts the diners off their food.

Don't watch any films with Meg Ryan in.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:53 pm

If you have a hunch that a plan might just work despite it being a 'long shot', go for it as it will be a positive outcome.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:59 pm

Steve wrote:
Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.



Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned.

The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious.

Keep up the good work.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:10 pm

KellyO wrote:
Steve wrote:
Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.



Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned.

The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious.

Keep up the good work.

I was actually taking the piss out of Tom Cruise.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:11 pm

Yes I know
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:28 pm

Babysitters are generally psychotic.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:34 pm

Bad guys can't shoot for shit

This is perfectly demonstrated when a gang of bad guys fire point their Oozi's (20 rounds per second) directly at the good guy and miss, but he will take out all 20 bad guys with 4 bullets
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:44 pm

In American schools, as soon as the bell rings, the entire school stampedes to the exit.
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PostSubject: Re: Random things you learnt from films?   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:44 pm

Tom Green is a very disturbed man.
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