Random things you learnt from films?

if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first

Neil wrote:

That Godzilla can beat King Kong

depends what version of the film you watch [/geek]

markyg wrote:

if you are ever in a situation where there is a serial killer on the loose, always hang out with a black man, as he always gets killed first

I literally LOLed at this.

Mithy wrote:

Neil wrote:

That Godzilla can beat King Kong

depends what version of the film you watch [/geek]

My bad. I did mean it the other way around.

Catch a fly with chopsticks and you can accomplish anything

Making noises with your mouth can fool even the police

Despite evidence to the contrary being shot to death can go in your favour provided you are employed within law enforcement and it is the future.

If you dont wet the sponge dying can be a little messy!!

That toys come alive when you leave the room

No matter how large a darkened cave is, a single match will light up the entire place.

Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.

Spartacus was once a popular name.

Get in with primates while you can.

Parking is no problem in any major city in the world, you can always pull up right outside the front door of the the bank / hotel / cop shop / nightclub / stadium. Theres always a space for you.

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

That due to the metric system a quarter pounder is know as a royale with cheese in france

Don't fake an orgasm in a packed restaurant. It makes you look a twat and puts the diners off their food.

Don't watch any films with Meg Ryan in.

If you have a hunch that a plan might just work despite it being a 'long shot', go for it as it will be a positive outcome.

Steve wrote:

Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.

Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned.

The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious.

Keep up the good work.

KellyO wrote:

Steve wrote:

Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg (from Valkyrie) actually didn't speak German when plotting to kill Hitler, but a weird type of American with a poor German accent.

Well done Steve for actually posting something you have learned.

The rest of us are just stating the bleeding obvious.

Keep up the good work.

I was actually taking the piss out of Tom Cruise.

Yes I know
go to the bottom of the class

Babysitters are generally psychotic.

Bad guys can't shoot for shit

This is perfectly demonstrated when a gang of bad guys fire point their Oozi's (20 rounds per second) directly at the good guy and miss, but he will take out all 20 bad guys with 4 bullets

In American schools, as soon as the bell rings, the entire school stampedes to the exit.

Tom Green is a very disturbed man.