Dear John

i am a cunt, can you help?

beyond help

i am seeking the advice of a professional. This is a serious problem.

Sorry, i thought you were asking John

Ignore the local pond life Mr L K Music

He's totally right of course but ignore him anyway.

Seriously though...... I see a classic inferiority complex here.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Try to be kind to yourself and recognise your inner beauty.... Get into the habit of saying "I am a valuable human being"...... "people actually like me"...... "I have many great qualities"...... "I really DON'T smell that bad".

You'll still be a cunt but by deluding yourself you'll just feel a little better about it.

Hope this helps

i feel much better. i hate to think what this place would be like without your wisdom.

***scene

once a cunt always a cunt!!!!!!!!!

yeah soz Dan, too far down the road to change