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PostSubject: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:47 am

I have a gig tonight, but i have just heard that there is an important football match on tonight, this will effect the crowd at the gig..

My question to you is, how can I stop this football match from happening?

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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:27 am

look at the line up, nobody who likes those bands likes sport
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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:29 am

its alright, it is not the one i was thinking anyway..
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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:20 pm

I think Mithy has it spot on there Mr G.

However, just to make sure, when I have found myself in the very same situation I always revert to the tried and tested marketing technique known as 'The Bomb Hoax'.

This is sure to cause a certain amount of anxiety and stress which can usually be relieved by a good stiff drink. You starting to catch my drift? Wink

If you're on the ball, you could stand outside and hand flyers to the screaming, panicking masses running for their lives, offering a good establishment to drink away the shock and at the same time catch a few great local live bands.

Hope this helps.

























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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:25 pm

thanks aunty John
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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:29 pm

Have a good time in Guantanamo
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PostSubject: Re: Dear John   Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:40 pm

luckily, the situation is sorted so I will not be taking up your advice.. but thanks anyway
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