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PostSubject: Dear John ....   Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:10 pm

"Hypothetically" if you have ear marked a cunt for email based shenanigans do you believe it is better to bide your time and fuck them over in a similar yet amazingly elaborate and devastating way ala The Sting or just drop the cunts ?

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PostSubject: Re: Dear John ....   Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:49 pm

Well, Mr Mithmess, "hypothetically" speaking of course, my preferred method would be to publicly butt fist them with razor wire while choking them with a wart hog's bollocks, but as that unfortunately doesn't translate well into the cyber world for obvious physical, practical reasons, I would offer the following advice:

If you know the identity of the sneak responsible, open your heart to the world and sing like a canary. You'll feel much better for getting it all off your chest my lad. And think of the service you'll be doing for the community at large - metaphorically speaking, you'd be the guy who takes the terd out of the pool so everyone can swim again.

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PostSubject: Re: Dear John ....   Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:06 am

Fuck 'hypothetical' we all know the cunt responsible!

Out the dirty lowlife bastard NOW!
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