Lets write a story

Remember that thread where we all added words? well i thought that we could do that but with sentences and construct a tale of some sorts, it might fall flat on its arse you never know.

Rules are write one line per post and the same person cant post twice.

So the obvious start, Once upon a time...

..in Bangladesh, there was a..

Giraffe named Colin, one day...

..Colin came across a mysterious box..

in this box were a pair of brown trousers, they were magic.

Colin admired the trousers in all there magical glory, however there was something fishy about them.

It might have had something to do with them being kept at the aquarium?

As soon as he put these trousers on,he was magically transported through space and time to New York in the times of prohibition.

But what with being tee total, Colin wasn't too fussed and decided to mock those around him.

whilst strolling along Madison Avenue Colin turned to look down an alleyway, when something caught his eye..

It was the largest thing that he had ever seen, even longer than his neck.

indeed, there on the wall at the end of the alley was the biggest painting of the mona lisa. To his surprise....

It came alive and began to speak to him

citing the rap to de la soul's seminal classic ' the magic number' in French

suddenly a gust of wind blew and there at his feet landed a map...

to be more specific it was a treasure map, colin puts on his glasses and begins to decipher it.

He is disappointed to find that these aren't his reading glasses,

so he reached into the magic trousers front pocket and pulled out a ...

Swiss army knife with added magnifing glass

much to his dismay, the map is still all a blur

for somebody, nobody knows who, left the blur filter on in photoshop.

Colin ran, as only giraffes can, to the nearest CSi office to decipher the map!

No one in the office took him seriously as he was a giraffe in brown trousers.

But the seriously good looking blonde with the southern drawl did take him seriously and unfuzzed the map using a giant magnifi scope thingy.

She was 'Toots' McGraw, Floozy to the 'Boss'. She was waiting to be quizzed by the CSIs.

Jimmy Knuckles, head of CSI often wondered why they put an extra 's' on their sign, but he wasn't going to worry about that right now, he had too much floozing to do with his main squeeze, Toots.