Let's write a story (part 3)

We did this twice before with good results, let's try to beat it this time.

previous story

Rules are write a sentence and don't go twice in a row, that's it.

Once upon a time...

on a Birmingham bound minibus........

a brigade of pricks started drinking

.. Their own piss...

and singing King Hermit smash hit "Gay Boy" all the way.

When they arrived, boy you're gonna love this, when they arrived...

...they were held at gunpoint by an 80 year old transsexual

after realising it was john bon oliver

,the local Senior Citizen Eminem tribute act,

all 54 of them hid behind Mithy and pulled out Corky's 'Spud-U-Like Vomit Rifle'.........

except G who rustled up some balloon AK47's, screaming "Izzy Wizzy Lets get busy"

then on the horizon martin orton saw a shadow, the shadow resembled that of a beast or a bear or.............

...oh no...it couldnt be...no...surely not....oh my god....its CLAREBABY!!!

surrounding clarey were the corpses of 3 wild dogs which she had just devoured with her giant gnashers. Blood still dripping from her teeth she sensed someone was watching her

...it was G, who had cast aside his balloon rifles and whipped out his magic wand to claim his long sought-after retribution; he waved his wand and...

.....ejaculated all over her 32yy mambo's while screaming "I am the GREEEEEEAAAAAAAAATEST HUUUUUUUUMAAAAN BEEEEEEEEEEEING.......... spank me up Drivdac!", after which he picked up his.......

GUM clinic results, and low and behold, Clareybabey had given him a horrid dose of..

gum disease, which she had picked up herself by snogging Danny Marley's.............

Goat, who was having a discusssion about life, death and politics to...

Blake, although he didn't agree with the goats radical view points so...

.....he gave it to Mithy who promptly ate it before......

......throwing it up out of the window of the moving minibus.......

....in the form of goat filled spud korma......

Mithy appologised to everyone on the bus including John who simply retorted "your bad" and...

to which Mithy replied 'who's bad?' and started moonwalking through..........