Let's write a story (part 3)

..out the rest of the evening.

On a lighter note...

...Kelly O spent an evening alone without John and made use of her massive new...

.......tool box for fixing wobbly chairs which she acquired from..........

...Dick 'Danger' Mendham, although she thought he was the biggest tool of the lot, but...

...somewhere across town trouble was brewing and it wouldnt be long before...

...Kid Icarus was triumphant in winning the Greatest human being Contest, despite not wanting to, and this would certainly brew trouble. And with his wedding only days away...

he decided to...

...surprise his wife at the last minute by changing....

Their psn log in password, she was absolutely livid and screamed...

" That's it you c*nt!! The weddings off!!! I'm going out with..."

.......Bungle from rainbow who himself has recently spilt up with.........

...Katie. I've secretly been seeing him for months." "Well," Said Kid, "That explains the furry shit stains on the bath towels..." So, the trouble was indeed brewing in this part of town. Was there any way this situation could be resolved? At that moment, a shadowy figure entered the room. It was....

Mr Potatohead. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our hero was making card wallets for CDs because some moaning old coconut had.......

Asked him too about seven years prior, but our hero didn't give a hooty tooty about lateness or customers, some might say he was a...

...hamster eating slow coach with no socks.

........and yellow toenails........

VILE, yellow toenails! with aids in them and extra...

Cliveness

And who said that these days you couldn't get...

a blow job off a bearded, metrosexual bass player.....

....in return for packet of Chewits and a bottle of R Whites Lemonade.....R Whites....R Whites...