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Muldoon
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Help me unkie John !!! Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| Im about to be be single again because im too "complicated"
what the bogglle does that mean?
I assume it means my winky is tiny | |
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Dale
Admin
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Age : 41
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| Has she been listening to Avril Lavigne recently? | |
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Muldoon
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| possibly.
im prettty uncomplicted i think | |
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Sound Foundry
Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735
Age : 43
Karma : 17
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:27 am | |
| - Mithy wrote:
- Im about to be be single again because im too "complicated"
what the bogglle does that mean?
I assume it means my winky is tiny Firstly, does she actually MEAN complicated or is she saying 'constipated'? There IS a difference. Secondly, has she been getting unhealthily friendly with the family pet or any local livestock? Trust me, when a woman says "You're complicated" as a pre-cursor to ending the relationship, it ususally translates into "I'm shagging next door's dog - he's better in bed so fuck off!" You're best off out of it son. Hope this helps. | |
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Muldoon
Dangerous
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:34 am | |
| at 2:32am i am single again, can you give me say a five step plan for being gay ?
those bummers always look so content so i might give it a go | |
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HULK SMASH!
Stalker
Number of posts : 1047
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:12 am | |
| "Bummers" as you put it, largely take pride in their appearance. Thats you fucked.
These complications? Wasn't lesbionics was it? | |
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Muldoon
Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504
Age : 42
Karma : 19
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:32 am | |
| ooooh kicked when im down | |
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HULK SMASH!
Stalker
Number of posts : 1047
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:04 am | |
| You've made me feel bad now.
Allow me to reword it. Ahem...
Considering becoming homosexual, eh Michael? You might want to approach your appearance with a keenly honed focus on grooming.
Is your ex a dyke?
There! | |
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Jimatay
Mod
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:06 am | |
| - Kid Icarus wrote:
- You've made me feel bad now.
Allow me to reword it. Ahem...
Considering becoming homosexual, eh Michael? You might want to approach your appearance with a keenly honed focus on grooming.
Is your ex a dyke?
There! The clue is in his location  | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Help me unkie John !!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:04 pm | |
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