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Muldoon
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 am | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| - Mithy wrote:
- Drivdac wrote:
- I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.
you are still my king of obscure references You keep picking up on them and i'll keep knocking them out the park. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:05 am | |
| Daily Tip No.7 - 24 Feb 09
I received this tip via email this morning from one of my many devoted readers. I thought I would share it with you.
Don't waste ridiculous amounts of money on personalised number plates - simply change your name to match your existing number plate"
submitted by Mr KVL 741Y of Tamworth | |
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Muldoon
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:28 am | |
| Please stay where you are Mr Oliver, the lawyers of Viz will see you shortly about a matter of copyright | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:35 am | |
| How do you know it wasn't really from the Editor himself under a cunning pseudonym? Aha! | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:32 am | |
| Daily Tip No.8 25 Feb 09
Guys.... Dissatisfied and frustrated with your partner's slack, over-used vagina?
Make her feel like a virgin again with a simple re-sleeving procedure - simply insert a leg of lamb into the orifice, thick end first, and pull the bone out.
Hey presto! Good as new! | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:50 pm | |
| apply plenty of lube first. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:59 am | |
| To the bone........ you want the rest to stick fast in there mate | |
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markyg
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:04 am | |
| - Sound Foundry wrote:
- Daily Tip No.8 25 Feb 09
Guys.... Dissatisfied and frustrated with your partner's slack, over-used vagina?
Make her feel like a virgin again with a simple re-sleeving procedure - simply insert a leg of lamb into the orifice, thick end first, and pull the bone out.
Hey presto! Good as new! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I love you Auntie John
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:12 am | |
| Did it work then mate? Everything cool now? Trust Uncle Johnny and you'll be alright kid!
Try the 'Mint Sauce Muff Dive' bud........... bladdy gorgeous!! | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:33 pm | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:58 pm | |
| Taking a break for Yom Kippur | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:30 am | |
| Daily Tip No.9 7 Mar 09
Don't get caught! | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:22 am | |
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Kelly
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:54 pm | |
| Daily tip No 9.5
If you do get caught deny everything | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:13 pm | |
| Daily Tip No.9.6
If you do get caught, deny everything then implicate somebody else | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:14 pm | |
| This is all too little too late. | |
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Sound Foundry
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| | Subject: Re: Daily Tip Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:17 pm | |
| Just advising on 'standard evasive manouevres' in the event of getting caught for pretty much anything my dear fellow  | |
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