Daily Tip

18 feb 2009


Don't eat chilli peppers for breakfast.



More tomorrow.....

Can I add to that, dont cut hot chillies and then touch your genitals.

I'll remember that

same with picking your nose and rubbing eyes, pain!

i dont pick my nose or rub my eyes, just constantly touch my genitals!

you need a wife mate

or get yourself down Pick N Styx one evening

or heat. sure they'll be up for anything if you throw a bit of money their way.
then again, would a wife be cheaper?

caroline wrote:

or heat. sure they'll be up for anything if you throw a bit of money their way.
then again, would a wife be cheaper?

They wont, i tried

caroline wrote:

would a wife be cheaper?

Prostitute vs Wife....... Hmmmmm.......

Bit like Contract vs Pay As You Go

Daily Tip No.2 - 19 Feb 2009


Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Sound Foundry wrote:

caroline wrote:

would a wife be cheaper?

Prostitute vs Wife....... Hmmmmm.......

Bit like Contract vs Pay As You Go

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i much prefer pay as you go, better value for my money.

Should be re-named Pay As You Come.

Sound Foundry wrote:

Daily Tip No.2 - 19 Feb 2009


Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Maybe i'm just being lazy but this seems like quite a task, maybe i should make more friends.

Daily Tip No.3 - 20 Feb 2009

If you encounter somebody choking on an ice cube, don't panic!

Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and the blockage is almost instantly removed.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

I tried that once, it helped them let off some steam.

Daily Tip No.4 - 21Feb 09

Forget expensive 'fad' diets - eat raw pork and rancid fish. The resulting food poisoning lost me 12 pounds in just 3 days!!

There was nothing wrong with that casserole.

Daily Tip No.5 - 22 Feb 09

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent marker pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can find where the stain was and check that it has gone.

Daily Tip No.6 - 23 Feb 09

Save money on expensive novelty 'nobbly' condoms by catching genital warts.

You'll save a fortune and she won't notice the difference..... for a while.

I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

Drivdac wrote:

I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

you are still my king of obscure references

Drivdac wrote:

I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

Bottom?