PLEASE READ *UPDATED*

Oh,and did I mrention my charity work in the past?

Here's me and my ex after giving away Christmas presents to the kids on the childrens ward at Walsgrave Hospital a few years back...

pah,if you really were magical you'd conjure up a better santa disguise than that

In the ideal world wit, charm, panache and sex appeal would win out. But as we are not in the 'ideal' world and only on a chat forum populated by overt or closet wannabe metrosexuals, I realise I have little chance of winning. All I can do is make my measley little vote count.

So, Caroline.... if you get your baps out you have my vote

Admitting defeat already, i cant wait for the fiece battles.

I will say this now., If I win,I will do a show reel stark bollock naked and post it on these forums. You have my word.

Promise to make it funny too...WELL,FUNNIER.

caroline wrote:

if i get my boobs out will everyone vote for me to win?

mainly cause i never win anything.

I wouldn't. you shouldn't enjoy seeing a mates Mrs Tits. Its the 3rd rule of Tit Club

what are the other rules of tit club?

you dont tal about tit club
no smoking

how do you know these things Mithy!!! Only me Jim and Sasha are aware of the tit club rules!!! Are you doing a undercover investigation into our deprived world, roger cook stylee???

oh and meet me at 5 for pints and shit! Got band praccy at 7.30 tho. 2 and a half hours of Mithmar madness

i spose i can get out of bed before then

Do it!

(Sorry for Hijacking the thread there kiddywinks!)

its a good job this isn't another forum, would've been locked else!

FACISTS!!!

hahahaha

Will bribes work?

Am I the only one who is confused about all this. What have I signed up to, Is it going to be like a King Hermit Forum version of Battle Royale? We all gonna be sent to an island to kill each other? If so, watch out, me n' Mithy are experienced warfighters!

Though that would be amazing, alas its not quite as good as that. It's a "get people to vote for you" game. It'll go into rounds and you'll be drawn against another person. The one with the most votes out the two of you will go through to the next round.

i predict a 1st round exit for me, not really a cup player

i'm with you there rig, i make too many useless posts for me to make it past the first stage.

I will blast you all into outer space with my Photoshop gun. Bring it on!

caroline wrote:

i'm with you there rig, i make too many useless posts for me to make it past the first stage.

haha i'm with you both i do the same thing

stop with the excuses and try your hardest.

do I get bonus points for making an old age markyg action figure carrying a usb lead???

You should have saved it for your first round match