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This is the competition to decide who is the greatest human being on the Hermit board.

There are 32 places.

The 32 entrants will be split into tournament brackets consisting of 16 matches in the first round. (these will be drawn at random)

The winners of this make it through to the final 16 in the 8 quarter final matches and so forth until we have a winner.

Each match is a forum poll that will be open for 48 hours, it is your duty to vote on who you think should win the battle.

Criteria for votes is up to the voter, base it on whatever you wish but a good rule of thumb is how much they entertain you on the board.

Admin can NOT edit votes of adjust votes on this forum, it is physically impossible just to dispel any chance of match fixing being suggested.

Guest CAN vote also, be wary to be extra entertaining as we have quite a few lurkers.

Boo, i want endurance based challenges

In an ideal world this would be the case.

Food for thought : Start trying to win over votes now by providing entertainment

I think if Cov people are paired off then you should do it, easily arranged

Lets see how the brackets work out, perhaps in the event of a tie a physical challenge will ensue.

pfft should be the other way round

so what do the contestants have to do, and does the winner win a free ticket to a KH gig in Hull?

The winner gets the great satisfaction in victory, and a custom rank title

You have to encourage people to vote for you by ANY means neccessary, use your imagination.

Dale, i wonder if i could bother you for a vote?

If i win i will post a picture/wont post a picture of my cock, whatever folks want

Rig wrote:

Dale, i wonder if i could bother you for a vote?

Lets see who you're up against first before i start making radical promises.

if i get my boobs out will everyone vote for me to win?

mainly cause i never win anything.

most of the lads will im sure, might lose dale's vote though.......but still, thats only one vote.

think we've found a winner already

But now, if she doesnt do it, she'll lose my vote.

its a double edged sword, thats for sure

it is, it is

ah but do i earn points for keeping you all on your toes?

nope

think us ladies have been mis'guided then, we've been told for generations that men like this.

Thats a good point as it goes, i dont know any lad who likes to be kept on the toes, the women prefer the teasing bit. But maybe thats another topic

Just a little taste of what I can do in someone'shouse... I can do 1000 tiomes better than this,for every round I get through, I'll top the trick I did before. Finishing in the final round by reading a person's mind on the streets of Coventry,filming it,and posting iton here.

Besides, you all know me, and there's not one of you on here I've not performed for absolutely free of charge. If you knew how much I charged for a wedding, you'd know it's worth a vote or two!

Oh apart from Slave, But she was nice enough to pay me for that gig at the Crew, thanks Babe!

I like a bit of magic i do, so if your not up against me your looking good for my vote.

you havnt performed for me, for that reason im out

Well, ou can't please all the people all the time I guess.

But thanks for the support Jim.