Jade Goody The Musical

Is in the planning stages already.
You couldn't make it up.

Queues for the auditions have already started too...

and the films in discussion too.

It's almost as bad as Sutcliffe the musical.

I really am so very very sorreh!

Someone made a joke about a Jade Goody theme park.
Would not be suprised if that happened as well.

That young bint from Holyoaks who is currently bleaching her legs to play Shilpa please.

Mclovin guy to play Jack Tweed

To the tune of Fresh Prince:

South East England, born and raised
On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days
Being racist and acting a fool
Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool
When a couple of cells, who were up to no good
Started making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared
They said, "We're putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!"

Bravo, tell me you literally just wrote that.

Googled it months ago. It's been incubating, waiting for the right time.

the auditions are going to be a reality talent show with max clifford as a judge.
where will it all end ?

Well, it's obvious who's going to win that isn't it........

Clues:

Has Jade Goody's talent......

Has Jade Goody's looks......

Has Jade Goody's charm......

in fact, if we didn't know Jade Goody was dead, they could be easily be mistaken.........

Easy............ the hands down winner is............

That's right... a pile of shite.

Anyway, I don't care what you all say - if there's money to be had out of this whole Jade Goody phenomenon, I'm gonna get MY slice of the pie!

I'm launching my own range of Goody merch............. for instance, The Dead Goody Doll......



£23.95 ONLY from the Merch Foundry!!

I'll take one. Though 24 quid is a bit steap for something im just going to burn.

It all makes me sick. Sick to the stomach i tells ya!

*insert generic i'm offended and look what she has done for awareness even though it was by pure accident post here *

Its good that Terry Savalas will be getting some work from this .... counteracting her lack of talent by him being dead

so who be your choice for the Jade role? mine are out of



or

Buster Bloodvessels gets my vote!

Its fuckin laughable that the fat, talentless wench has suddenly become Mother Theresa cos she's dead!

How long have you being saving that and when did John make it for you.

absolute cretins!

CALM DOWN CLIVE!!

Jim wrote:

so who be your choice for the Jade role?

Kemp not gervais obviously