Worst films you've seen??

Mine are (in no order):

The New Guy
Alpha dog
Cloverfield
Dumb and Dumberer
Jurassic Park 3

I say this answer everytime, Blair Witch 2.

forgot about that one, add that to my list also

Meet Joe Black
Caligula
Forest Gump
Elf [ had to take grandchild, even she hated it]

Forrest Gump??

I didnt even bother with blair witch 2 after i found out the format had been changed

Mark, what was that film with the lases in the woods naked and screaming? (admittedly, it sounds better than it is) I think we should go back to that bad boy and see how the other 1 hour 29 minutes turn out, could be a hidden gem, then again, could just been a hidden turd.

I shouldn't have bothered, but got roped into to going with a group of people, the biggest shock was i lasted the whole film but it was truely awful

the village ad open water...I still havent forgiven the person who made me watch these...damn you!

yeah Open Water, big pile of crap that was a five minute script stretched out to 90

Hands Down - Spiceworld.

Wild West with Will Smith - the ONLY film I have never made it through (turned off half an hour in) - Shockingly bad

Most Hitchcock films - grossly overrated

Anything with Sharon Stone - ugh!

Me, Myself & Irene - The point?

Waterworld....

The Postman....

and many more

Sound Foundry wrote:

Anything with Sharon Stone - ugh!

Me, Myself & Irene - The point?

What about Total Recall? That has Sharon Stone in and thats a great film. Me, Myself & Irene i wouldn't say was a bad film, just my least favourite of the Jim Carrey films i've seen.

Jim wrote:

Sound Foundry wrote:

Anything with Sharon Stone - ugh!

Me, Myself & Irene - The point?

What about Total Recall? That has Sharon Stone in and thats a great film.

Yes. But she gets killed.

king geordie wrote:

Mark, what was that film with the lases in the woods naked and screaming? (admittedly, it sounds better than it is) I think we should go back to that bad boy and see how the other 1 hour 29 minutes turn out, could be a hidden gem, then again, could just been a hidden turd.

I think it was called the Slaughter. . . I hate it when film put loads of tits in em to make the men (and lesbifriends) keep watching them. It was truly dire...

Also, and I am gonna get slated for this, but i thought Blair Witch 2 was pretty good. There is a documentary on the DVd about mental asylums that i sat glued to.

markyg wrote:

Also, and I am gonna get slated for this, but i thought Blair Witch 2 was pretty good. There is a documentary on the DVd about mental asylums that i sat glued to.

Foxes always smell their own holes

hahahahaha, i am certified sane, i got a certificate and everything..

markyg wrote:

Also, and I am gonna get slated for this, but i thought Blair Witch 2 was pretty good.

well....the part where the naked chick danced around the tree was pretty cool

tiny tits tho

markyg wrote:

tiny tits tho

ahhh.....thats sexist...which i hate...so...

it isnt sexist, it is personal taste,

tiny tits is soooooooooo sensuous...... or is that sensual?

yes, in real life, if you are gonna see em out in a film, there should be a size standard in my opinion..