Rock star UFC top trumps

First i will name a rock star then the next person names someone who could do them in a UFC stylee. At any point if anyone disagrees they can call shenanigans and explain why, my decision and god complex is final.

first up .....

JImmy Nail

UFC ?

Ultimate Faggots Championship

though i wouldnt say to that to their face....not that im scared of em......

Liam Galagher

Jim wrote:

Ultimate Faggots Championship

though i wouldnt say to that to their face....not that im scared of em......

What brought this on?

KellyO wrote:

Liam Galagher

JImmy Nail would hammer (pun intended) Liam

keep trying

Mike Patton, would shit in his mouth and then teach him how to sing.

mike patton is the new leader

Boy George - comes from a boxing family, and is quite handy himself apparently- plus if you cross him, he keeps you abducted in his flat and beats the shite out of you. and he's a faggot.
Wouldn't want to mess with him.

KellyO wrote:

Boy George - comes from a boxing family, and is quite handy himself apparently- plus if you cross him, he keeps you abducted in his flat and beats the shite out of you. and he's a faggot.
Wouldn't want to mess with him.

Wh... What... What...
Kelly?

I know - came as a shock to me as well

It's not the fact the he is one Kelly, it's how you wrote it my dear.

KellyO wrote:

Boy George - comes from a boxing family, and is quite handy himself apparently- plus if you cross him, he keeps you abducted in his flat and beats the shite out of you. and he's a faggot.
Wouldn't want to mess with him.

Marc Almond was a boxer too.....

Him and Boy George would give you a proper battering in the ring

Gutted, John has just told me that UFC most probably does not mean ultimate faggot championship.
Got a realy top one in reserve as well.

Ukranian Fried Chicken?

Under Fed Cattle?

United Federation of Cocksuckers?

Universal Fellatio Charter?

Ubiquitous Fart Containment?

Unintelligent Female Confusion?

Ulitimate FIGHTING championship just to clear things up.

Where real men fight within the confines of Mixed Martial Arts

Anyway, back to the game, I think that Boy George is past his prime and is a bit of an overweight has been now and that Mike Patton would kick him back to the eighties.

Bring on another challenger!

Henry Rollins

easy peasy

Bringing out the big guns so early eh?

Drunk Dan wrote:

Bringing out the big guns so early eh?

You wish

OK how about a Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian double team on Rollins, they're kerazy enough to take him aren't they?

Dave Grolsch..... he's 'ard

no no and no

the black sepultura singer, hes hugeeeeeee

he would crush any man, including rock stars, including ufc stars and including god himself

no