Un-Funniest Comedian To Grace The Screen...

I seriously hate this guy. He's presence annoys me!! Not ONE film have i seen him in where HE has raised a smile from me. Not one! His latest box office appeal is appalling, and to top it off, he's gone a ruined one of the greatest comedy film characters of all time, inspector jacques clouseau



And it's "All THE best" dumbass not "MY best!!"


Thought i'd share that with you all.

Reeves and Mortimer - embarrassingly unfunny

Shocking!!!! Both Steve Martin and Vic and Bob are legends.. both of you get to your rooms, you're grounded!

Oh well marky, each to their own..........................IQ

the original reeves and mortimer were ace

and no doubting the quality of Roxanne, esp the bar scene

i never got Hancock or Tommy Cooper personally

Tommy Cooper = Legendary

Hancock = Hmmmm.... not a big fan

As for the 'original' Reeves and Mortimer - are they a different Reeves and Mortimer these days? - Still pants

Roy Chubby Brown

close the thread.

Rig wrote:

the original reeves and mortimer were ace

and no doubting the quality of Roxanne, esp the bar scene

i never got Hancock or Tommy Cooper personally

WHAT?!

Add Chris Rock to this list. He used to be alright, but now i find him boring

Bit better than alright, he's getting abit repetative now though

Sound Foundry wrote:

Reeves and Mortimer - embarrassingly unfunny

Oh god everyone is wrong but im starting with you bud. bang bang, the small of, vics "solo" stuff and yes even Catterick are fucking awesome what you just said right there is just plain wrong. and thus i move on ....

Tommy Cooper? you are out of your fucking mind, he created so much stuff that we watch today its unreal. the guy was a genius ...

chubby Brown .... thats a difficult one, his personal life as roy vasey is totally seperate from the charcater of chubby brown he created, his life does not echo the racist sexist prick he comes across as, i believe he is actually married/was married to a black lass (someone correct me if im wrong) BUT he apeals to cunts and racists and he knows it so fuck him and his sick shit bollocks humour .... and while im at it Jim Davidson go fuck yourself

Hancock ? my fucking god he was the origional mardy fuck, without him there would be no granite faced straight guy. thats ridiculous

and almost finally ... Steve Martin, dont judge him by better by the dozen or whatever its called look at the jerk, the man with two brains,roxanne, the three amigos, planes trains and automobiles and een the simpsons. treat him like a friend who has fallen on hard times and had to lower himself to be in the pink panther to pay the bills.

basicly iim drunk and ranting ...... again and am off to the 24 hour shop to get a Ginsters now

I'll put what you said about Steve Martin down to the booze...

So in Mithys rant i decipher that i win.

Reeves and Mortimer have never raised even a smile - every time I see them I just wonder "What the fuck are you trying to do?"

Tommy Cooper shouldn't even be talked about on this thread - it should just be taken for granted that the guy was an absolute comedy legend - funniest man alive, sorry dead, well dead OR alive, funniest man EVER period. Definitely with you on that one.

Hancock - yes, I see your point. Without him we wouldn't have had the likes of Meldrew - a brilliantly miserable comic creation. I wasn't a huge fan of Hancock but I can see the validity of your point. Yes, I bow.

Steve Martin - Haven't got a lot against the guy really. He's been involved in some pretty mediocre 'family' comedy stuff but also some really good stuff too. You mentioned The Jerk and The Man With Two Brains - both pretty clever comedies and the Three Amigos was pretty damn funny too, so I don't think he could be a serious candidate for 'Un-Funniest Comedian'

No. My nominations for the 'Completely Unfunny People Who Quite Wrongly Call Themselves Comedians Award 2009' are.....

Reeves & Mortimer (No. Just NOT funny)
French & Saunders (The funniest duo alive........to themselves)
Lenny Henry (Up his own arse)
Ben Elton (AKA Smarmy, Self Righteous, Lefty Little Prick)
Jo Brand (Fat, ugly and unfunny)

i ain't bowing to no f*cker and i stand by my selections

the only comedy i ever really watched is Big Night Out, Mary Whitehouse experience, Spitting Image and The Young Ones. everything else bores me, a bit like TV really

Catherine Tate and Russell Brand, how did i forget them two morons. UNFUNNY!!!

Russell Brand is one of those people you instantly want to slap - slimey little shit

Russell Brands stand up is piss poor, however his comedic acting is great. He's got great natural timing and i thought he was great in forgetting Sarah Marshall.

You missed an apostrophe out of Russell Brands - should be Russell Brand's. Should be a full stop after 'piss poor', However should be capitalised and have a comma after it. 'And i thought' should have a capital 'I'.

Apart from that, not a bad effort there, Dale old chap.

Rack off shyte bag

'Shite'

AND there should be a comma after 'off'

Get to bent ya scum sucker

?????? - unintelligible - obviously 'Holbrook-speak'

Oh, going right off the subject Deal, will you have some time to get together for some 'event business'?

Mofo too?