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| | Subject: Funniest gig story ever Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:31 pm | |
| From a conversation overheard at a gig: A drummer in one of the bands performing at a gig has forgotten to bring his snare. Various bods are asking around the other bands if so and so can borrow a snare when the hapless promoter pipes up "Can't he just use one of the other three?" Nearly gave myself a hernia when I heard that one  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:34 pm | |
|  Print this out and give it to that hopeless moron. Tool. | |
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Dr Brackish Okun
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:32 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:30 am | |
| Played in Rhyl  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:31 am | |
| In a social club | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:34 am | |
| It gets worse. The support band for us and Lyca Sleep were called 'Fudged', they had songs about being spanked by a milf and their drummer turned up with nothing whatsoever! Nothing! Not even sticks! Unbelievable! He said that he always borrows the other bands stuff! | |
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Dan Searles
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:18 pm | |
| - Kid Icarus wrote:
- It gets worse. The support band for us and Lyca Sleep were called 'Fudged', they had songs about being spanked by a milf and their drummer turned up with nothing whatsoever! Nothing! Not even sticks! Unbelievable! He said that he always borrows the other bands stuff!
Baby Jebus! What a cock!! We played at Bar 54 with a drummer who wouldn't even let me use his cymbal stands, grrrrr. | |
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Dale
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:28 pm | |
| In our old band we got booked in Stafford for a yellow bar, sounds fine until we get there, realise it's just us playing (at our cheesy blues/indie peak) to a room of what can only be labelled goths.
Yeah, we went down well. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:29 pm | |
| ah that was the night when the sound guy got arsey cause we didnt bring our own mics! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:33 pm | |
| The Circle once covered Day We Caught The Train (badly) | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:40 pm | |
| Alright then. Top this! My first gig. In Wales. A tattoo convention. On between a support band and three strippers. The singer from the support band had a plunger (yes a plunger) stuck to his forehead. - Spoiler:
The first stripper pulled out about 20 yards of bunting from her fanny (no lie) as a party piece. The second stripper was a twat dressed as a Navy officer who was bombing around the venue with a cock ring on and the third stripper...
Oh dear... She pulled a guy out of the audience, handcuffed him, pulled his trousers down as if she was gonna pleasure him, blindfolded him and then stuck a bottle of Bud up his arse!
Think I lie? Ask Ferris, Gunther or Rich Elms who were all there with us! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:49 pm | |
| Did your set compliment the night? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:51 pm | |
| Ferris Joined us for a cover of Live Forever | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:01 pm | |
| local band's singer just recorded his voice onto a tapedeck, put it on stage and then the band played their set with this tapedeck while the singer moshed in the audience. was epic  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:04 pm | |
| Why has nobody else thought of this gimmick, that's money right there.
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| | Subject: Re: Funniest gig story ever Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:05 pm | |
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