5 Reasons.....

as i said earlier
ive turned down more than ive slept with.

As i said earlier, fuck off liar

if you want to think im lying, go ahead.
i really dont give two shits what you think.

Yeah, you have said that a few times you nut job yet you care enough to continue this conversation. I can understand wanting to stay in what with everyone wanting to have sex with you n'all

and as i said before im ill...
also, i recall sayng that ill go when you shut up and im only here because i know you want me to fuck off

But you are so busy trying to avoid the throng of eligable men at your door how can you possibly continue this?

Drunk old men cant suck themselves off y'know!!

for a start nobody can get to my door
and im going out in about 2 hours

Take protection

obviously going to need it to go to dinner with my friend and her parents

You like the older man, whats the plan ? wait for your friends mum to go to the toilet then slide your hand up daddys leg?

thats ACTUALLY sickening.
i cant stand older blokes, theyre needy, crap in bed and pathetically boring

Wow shouldnt you feel comfortable with someone as boring and pathetic as yourself? i would imagine you are ok in bed ..... practise makes perfect and what not

Why the fuck would I make that up Clare? It's a typical comment from your kind of personality. Always putting yourself above everyone else even though you have a massively questionable amount of talent.

she gone yet?

She'll be back.

Like an ugly Terminator she will be back, T1-Slag model

She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition

Mithy wrote:

You have a questionable hair line and a more than questionable gum line, you obviously have the personality of an abortion and the character of a tramp masterbating outside a school,

Post of the year?

Jim wrote:

She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition

I smell a Sith!

Or a Terminator...

1 they breev hevvy when there shaggin yer
2 they expect a shag if they get the round in
3 there sons think yer after there money
4 they cant go on top
5 they take an ower on the bog?

I've never owned a chicken, of either sex, so how can someone possibly criticise the size of a rooster I've never owned?

Screamo Searles wrote:

Jim wrote:

She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition

I smell a Sith!

You should learn to wipe better then

Mithy wrote:

Thats a large assumption isnt it?
almost as big a one as when you assumed you werent a massive fuckface

+1, haven't laughed that hard in a good while

Please put me in Classic thread bit
Tar