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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:45 pm

as i said earlier
ive turned down more than ive slept with.
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:47 pm

As i said earlier, fuck off liar
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:48 pm

if you want to think im lying, go ahead.
i really dont give two shits what you think.
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:51 pm

Yeah, you have said that a few times you nut job yet you care enough to continue this conversation. I can understand wanting to stay in what with everyone wanting to have sex with you n'all
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:52 pm

and as i said before im ill...
also, i recall sayng that ill go when you shut up and im only here because i know you want me to fuck off Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:54 pm

But you are so busy trying to avoid the throng of eligable men at your door how can you possibly continue this?

Drunk old men cant suck themselves off y'know!!
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:56 pm

for a start nobody can get to my door
and im going out in about 2 hours
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:59 pm

Take protection
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:00 pm

obviously going to need it to go to dinner with my friend and her parents Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:04 pm

You like the older man, whats the plan ? wait for your friends mum to go to the toilet then slide your hand up daddys leg?
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:05 pm

thats ACTUALLY sickening.
i cant stand older blokes, theyre needy, crap in bed and pathetically boring
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:08 pm

Wow shouldnt you feel comfortable with someone as boring and pathetic as yourself? i would imagine you are ok in bed ..... practise makes perfect and what not
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:53 pm

Why the fuck would I make that up Clare? It's a typical comment from your kind of personality. Always putting yourself above everyone else even though you have a massively questionable amount of talent.
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:06 pm

she gone yet?

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:12 pm

She'll be back.

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:13 pm

Like an ugly Terminator she will be back, T1-Slag model
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:46 pm

She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:01 pm

Mithy wrote:
You have a questionable hair line and a more than questionable gum line, you obviously have the personality of an abortion and the character of a tramp masterbating outside a school,

Post of the year?

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:04 pm

Jim wrote:
She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition
I smell a Sith!
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:24 pm

Or a Terminator...

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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:10 am

1 they breev hevvy when there shaggin yer
2 they expect a shag if they get the round in
3 there sons think yer after there money
4 they cant go on top
5 they take an ower on the bog?
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:48 am

I've never owned a chicken, of either sex, so how can someone possibly criticise the size of a rooster I've never owned?
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:47 am

Screamo Searles wrote:
Jim wrote:
She can't be bargained with. She can't be reasoned with. She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until.......she wins the biggest cunt competition
I smell a Sith!

You should learn to wipe better then
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:22 pm

Mithy wrote:
Thats a large assumption isnt it?
almost as big a one as when you assumed you werent a massive fuckface

+1, haven't laughed that hard in a good while
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PostSubject: Re: 5 Reasons.....   Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:33 am

Please put me in Classic thread bit
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