My favourite line is "It never crossed my mind at that time that there would be any danger involved"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Priceless!
"It's always been a girlhood dream of mine to take part in a rodeo"........ as Bull fodder? Yeah right on!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I also like the way the bull comes out the pen bucking his ass off as if to say "Yup... OK ahm mean..... ah is gonna tear you up!..... ahm a ten ton freight train..... gonna ride all over yer ass!". Then when he realises nothing's actually going on, he just stops, looks around, sees them all sat at that table, thinks "SHEEEEITT! This is just TOOOOOOO dog-gone easy!" and then rips them apart!
For me, the bull's the real comedian in all this!
N.B. Sorry Chris, 'girlhood' IS a word - just like boyhood, womanhood and manhood - someone your age should know that