This year's 'State The Bleedin Obvious Award'

I find Americans generally annoying when on their own, but when they're all together in their own country they seem to be the nicest friendliest people I've ever met

I'm only joking! No offence, i'm sure there lovely people!

They just have some differences in their culture that we find strange. I'm absolutely sure they feel the same about us. The Chinese eat Alligator bollocks, which I personally find strange, but then they think it's weird that we eat mushy peas. And in Iran, having anal sex with a camel is a rite of passage for many a 12 year old. And let's not go into what the boys get up to.

I have to say, most Americans I have met have been batty as a bucket of frogs - very very nice people - but barking loonies nevertheless.

(Disclaimer) Mrs Craner on the other hand is the exception to this rule [begin: grovel] as she is without doubt the most charming, [increase: grovel] witty and intelligent Yank on God's earth and as such I would like to put her forward for the title of 'Honorary Hermesh Limey Bird' [/grovel]

Steve wrote:

They're fat, speak funny and love guns.

Check this, some silly sausage shoots his own troops

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Iraq-Soldier-Kills-Five-Fellow-Troops-At-US-Base-In-Baghdad/Article/200905215279634?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15279634_Iraq%3A_Soldier_Kills_Five_Fellow_Troops_At_US_Base_In_Baghdad

Like I said - It's a culture thing.......... Baseball, apple pie, friendly fire..........


(There's no smiley for 'tongue-in-cheek' - sort it out)