Its my birthday and...

Boris The Spider wrote:

I cannot breathe.

me either! lol I forgot how hilarious this thread was

I kinda miss her now

I told you guys not to scare her off! you need characters for the banter.

After reading this again I desperately want Boris and Claire back!

agreed! this thread is ridiculous

I'll see if i can talk Claire into coming back...

nice to see you wasted enough time to bother coming into this thread

the amazing g wrote:

I'd met her 5 days before she posted this thread, and the reason she ended things with Olly was so she could be with me apparently...

Always good for a laugh, these trips down Mammary lane...

also i got with you so i could have an excuse to leave him, you got it a little the wrong way round...

just saying

haha, it returns! Cause some shit.

it's that or maths...

maths blows

hence come on here and wind a few people up

Superb.

ClareyBABY wrote:

the amazing g wrote:

I'd met her 5 days before she posted this thread, and the reason she ended things with Olly was so she could be with me apparently...

Always good for a laugh, these trips down Mammary lane...

also i got with you so i could have an excuse to leave him, you got it a little the wrong way round...

just saying

and so it begins!!

Begins Mark? It was over between me and her nearly 18months ago. Much as I hate to be a party pooper, I'm not washing my dirty linen in public anymore. I can't go back there, I'm sorry. It is nice to have some of the old faeces back though.

Sorry that should be faces.

I think.

Dish some dirt, what's her gash like? (gashy, I presume)

Wasn't aimed at you Gman, I meant her bringing up shit that doesn't matter any more. By "So it begins" I meant her being a twataloid again. Why cant people just be nice?

Fuck you.

Drivdac wrote:

Dish some dirt, what's her gash like? (gashy, I presume)

Aint it! How long (in meters) is the gap between her tits?

Drivdac wrote:

Fuck you.

can always count on you to start the niceness rolling

Truth be told then, she had amazing skin, fucking awesome breasts, and on the rare occasions we saw each other, the pooning was pretty sweet. She was 19 though and clearly not ready to settle down. Well not with just one bloke anyway.


This will no doubt prompt some retaliation along the lines of "yeah well you had a small dick and never made me cum"

But you know what, that doesn't matter, because I came just fine thanks. And as far as anyone knowing how useless I am in bed, well, it's too late. I mean much pussy do you get on referral anyway???

oh my...

Don't sweat it Jim. I know you and her got on. I miss her sometimes, and I wish we didn't have to break up, even her Dad thought we were along term thing! And I'm 13 years older than her!

Truth is, I'm no Angel, and although I never cheated on her and lord knows there was plenty of opportunity, I've never been one to spend my life wondering what might've been. Besides, can you see Clare being cool with me lying in bed all day with someone as fit as Lara for your video shoot?

I really can't stand people who cheat cos I know how much it hurts when you find out.

But moving forward, where the fuck are all the big tittied females on here? You're in a cool band for fucks sakes... You're normally fighting them off witha shitty stick right?

BY the way, see you on the 18th.

the amazing g wrote:

Don't sweat it Jim. I know you and her got on.

Weeeeeeeell lets not go TOO far

the amazing g wrote:

Truth is, I'm no Tin Angel,

the amazing g wrote:

Besides, can you see Clare being cool with me lying in bed all day with someone as fit as Lara for your video shoot?

You're welcome

the amazing g wrote:

where the fuck are all the big tittied females on here?

Scared off

the amazing g wrote:

You're in a cool band for fucks sakes...

guilty

the amazing g wrote:

BY the way, see you on the 18th.

laters