Sex Games

Dear John

The missus and i talk about “sex games” and it sounds so jolly, but arguments about just what sexual behaviour is and isn’t OK cast a big cloud over some couples’ lives together. What do you suggest?

i too would like some info on this, way back in the very early stages of my relationship with the other half we spoke of this 3 some business and thought we may give it a try, so i asked if she had a female in mind and her reply was 'female?'

never really touched on the subject since then

threesomes...who do you ask as the third person?

Hmmm..... A lot of questions here. Perhaps the simplest one to deal with first is Rig.

Your problem, old chap, is actually quite simple to overcome. This is where Rohypnol really comes into its own. I can supply you this on a Dr Johnny prescription (meet me out the back of the lock up with a wad). Problem is, you don't want to keep having to spend out on Rohypnol every time you want a bit AND lezzo action with a doped up broad isn't very exciting. But never fear Uncle John's here! Clever usage of Rohypnol on a one off basis should reap permanent results if you follow my instructions.

The first step is to dose her up with said Rohypnol - that's the easy bit, now for the clever bit.

Firstly, set up the video camera to catch ALL the action. Get her kit off and slap Pedigree Chum all over her bits. Call the dog in and let him have din dins. Overdub some cheesy 70's porn music and a LOT of "Oooohs" and "Aaaaahs" and the job's done.

Now, when she comes round, sit her down in front of the telly and play her the video. As if by magic, ALL her inhibitions will disappear and she'll be gagging to get threesomes, even FOURsomes, going with the hottest of her mates (rather than have the video posted on YouTube).


As for your question, JRP, it's ALL ok. You just need to drop the inhibitions. Book the little lady in for one of my one on one 'Sexual Re-Education' sessions. You know it makes sense.

And lastly, but by no means leastly, Caroline, sweet Caroline. Anybody is ok as long as you have complete trust in them. It may be a confidante - perhaps someone you turn to for advice. Book in for one of my 'Choosing The Right Threesome Partner' sessions and we'll go through the whole process by introducing you to some of MY threesome hotties. We'll answer ALL your questions and show you just how rewarding the whole thing can be.

Caroline. theres an EASY answer... whoever you know thats really really horny, up for sex all the time and possibly had a drink or two...




it gets very fun when you have a party full of horny people actually

Hello !

any significance?

Damn my alter ego when there is a blonde horny possibly drunk eighteen year old blonde

hmm
i seem to have that effect on people
its ok!

Mithy, you whore!!

sorry Poirot, not mithy

I may be refered to by either .... man alive im bored

shouldnt you be running around on a wet field with grubby men?

no money to splash on football this week ..... or the rent ..... or food

Mithy wrote:

no money to splash on football this week ..... or the rent ..... or food

Borrow some off Orton he's fucking loaded.

*picks up the phone*

Ciaran MBE wrote:

Mithy wrote:

no money to splash on football this week ..... or the rent ..... or food

Borrow some off Orton he's fucking loaded.

hahahaha

ClareyBABY wrote:

Caroline. theres an EASY answer... whoever you know thats really really horny, up for sex all the time and possibly had a drink or two...




it gets very fun when you have a party full of horny people actually

You need to book in for a session........ Uncle Foundry will sort it all out