Who the fuck are you really? And let's see who you are on your AVi Pic?

I moaned, so I guess I'll start.. Dare I suggest you merely post responses to the following questions so we can learn most about you.

What's your real name?

What do you do for a living?

How do you know the Hermit Lads, or hwo did you come across this site?

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.



Well, my real name's Gareth Twynham.

I work for a company with TSYS alongside Ciaran MBE in a call centre for Nationwide Building Society.

I met the Hermit Lads at Covstock '08 whilst I was performing there alongside them and about 30 other bands. Since that time, I've even been lucky enough to star with the Lovely Lara Lemon in their Music video for "That Dirty Vagabond"

3 things about me? Shit as if you didn;t already know, I'm a professional close up Magician, I have huge muscles and something you probably didn't know? I worked at Mcdonald's in Coventry City Centre for 4 years where I was lucky enough to mee t a very nice lady called Louise who I had occasional sex with in the staff room there.

1. Dan Searles

2. I work for Working Links helping people on benefits to find work, ironically have just been put on threat of redundancy, although it is now looking very likely.

3. Met the Hermit boys before they were King Hermit and have remained a follower ever since.

3 things - I am a professional Masseur, I drum for covers band Charlie Company with Sound Foundry owner John Oliver and as I'm far too open about everything I do, I lived in Christchurch, New Zealand for 8 months and wish I was back there now to help them out.

Finally, I think The Amazing Guns talks far too much about sex.

Anyone else?

What's your real name? Andrew Simpson

What do you do for a living? Student pharmacy technician

How do you know the Hermit Lads? Marley drummed for us in the blackbelts and then became good mates with each of them over time.

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.

1) I'm actually pretty shy when offstage
2) I hate talking on a phone
3) I once fell out my bedroom window on new years eve entirely alcohol free!

I'm sure I would've recognised you looking like that Geordie!

Alright smart arse, Im getting round to it!

iPhones are knobs when it comes to loading a link for your avatar

I like changing my name and pic, screw off!

What's your real name? my real name is Rig, has been since pre teens, although i'm also known as Reg, Rigadon, Rigabert, Rigga, Rigatoni amongst others. My parents call me Mark

What do you do for a living? anything really for a few quid, my 1st job was cleaning wheelie bins on Nuneatons roughest estates

How do you know the Hermit Lads, or hwo did you come across this site? i know them by association, initially through the covscene site and then here. I have met them several times in real life, Dale's arms are pretty hairy

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.

1) for my debut gig i played Wembley Arena on Trumpet at age of 10 years in front of 9,000 people. I could play all brass except trombone

2) My hair started greying at the age of 18

3) due to my advancing years i have seen many a cool band that younger types can only dream of seeing

See?inever knew that.... Which bands would you be most happy you saw Rig?

Pink Floyd, Nirvana probs my best two gigs mate but seen loads others on their debut UK tours like Pearl Jam/Smashing Pumpkins etc. Also saw the legendary Robbie Williams Glasto performance which broke him to the masses

I'd have loved to have seen Pearl Jam back in the day. Nirvana back then I wouldakilled but due to my age, never really got into them until after Kurt Cobain decided to redecorate the inside of his greenhouse...

I'm Jim

That is all

What's your real name?

Stuart Grainger Simpson

What do you do for a living?

I work for Pearson Education/Penguin Books either taking books out of boxes, putting books in boxes, moving boxes of books around on a forklift, or crediting companies for returned boxes of books, oh and sometimes I put stickers on books, it's a lorra lorra fun

How do you know the Hermit Lads, or hwo did you come across this site?

Via Marley drumming for The Blackbelts

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.

1) I used to be a football referee at the ages of 16 through 18, I generally spent these years going to various fields around the North East to get shouted at by people. During my first match I awarded a goal despite everyone else in the ground seeing that the ball blatantly went in through the top of the net.

2) Despite my generally miserable face and attitude I'm actually pretty happy most of the time.

3) I often cry during gigs when the band I'm watching is really good, it can be a bit embarrassing really

What's your real name? Katrina Jones

What do you do for a living? I work in a grocery store. I also do makeup and babysit from time to time.

How do you know the Hermit Lads, or hwo did you come across this site? A couple of years ago I got a request from them on myspace, I liked what I heard so I added them

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.
1.) I've been growing my hair out for almost three years now so I can cut it this coming fall and donate it to locks of love.
2.) Most people think I'm quiet and shy but I'm really not. I'm actually really outgoing.
3) I often cry during gigs when the band I'm watching is really good, it can be a bit embarrassing really -agreed i've done this a few times myself lol

Mr Stuart wrote:

1) I used to be a football referee at the ages of 16 through 18, I generally spent these years going to various fields around the North East to get shouted at by people. During my first match I awarded a goal despite everyone else in the ground seeing that the ball blatantly went in through the top of the net.

this never fails to make me do a loud belly laugh

Even I learned something about Katie... It's nice to have a few if you guys back... Let's keep it up!

Katie is back! what the sod.

Now we need Boris, Clarey Baby and Kid Icarus and we have a proper old school reunion.

AYe. It'd be nice to see Kid and Boris back.

What's your real name?
My Real Name is Mark Graham

What do you do for a living?
work with Adults with learning disabilities supporting them to build relationships in the community with cool people (VOLUNTEERS ALWAYS WELCOME!"!!!!)

How do you know the Hermit Lads, or hwo did you come across this site?
I met Jim when we went to be interviewed at the telegraph about the King Hermit EP launch and the school of rock kids. We then proceeded to get absolutely shit faced and become mates. I got to know the rest of the Hermits along the way.

Tell us 3 things about you that are unique or interesting 1 of which most people don't already know.

1) I am getting married in the summer

2) My first ever stage performance was at the Belgrade when i was 13 playing guitar all on
me own while lots of fit girls danced around me

3) I was banned from playing school gigs with my old school band "Fat Blokes Porno" for playing So What! by the Anti Nowhere league, dedicating it to out head teacher.

were you there for that legendary gig Gman???

I missed it Naek sorry. You forget when we were at school I was a well behaved little boy...

I don't think we've heard from sound foundry of Kelly yet...

I drive a Ford Escort van.

She drives a Ford Escort van