MY MATES SCARED SHES GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER GF

ClareyBABY wrote:

i have a habit of being an agony aunt =/



if it dont work i sowwy

i usually do but not with things like this
n itll probs work
xxx

girdle fluffer?
lol
xx

just tell her to dump her first.!!
This is just like being at work this is..(and i don't mean sat on a forum!!)

I heard licking carpet makes you a fully fledged lesbian...tell her to try that. Maybe her g/f doesn't like her batting for both teams.

ok ill try all of these
thanks
xx

I heard Watching 'Love in a womens prison 4' makes you one.

wow these are all lovely suggestions like
xxx

Ok serious time...

Tell her that nobody can love her until she loves herself.
Get her some confidence...you know tell her she looks pretty today...be careful though, we've established she's a bit greedy!
Then tell her to meet her g/f with her head held high and accept what's coming. She might want to discuss a civil partnership, you never know!
Finally tell her there are plenty of fish in the sea...quite literally plenty...twice as many than most of us!

Mofo wrote:

Ok serious time...

Tell her that nobody can love her until she loves herself.

I've loved myself on a daily basis since i was 14

DALE
no

I swear i got that from George Carlin, in which case Borat is a thief!

Thought he was just giving you a high five

or it could be that...

I would say "You ain't cool, it ain't trendy, you ain't shocking anyone, grow up and get a boyfriend"

Apologies but we've all seen the kiddy fashion dyke fad up the cross and it's boring

Sorry peeps... I don't even know this girl so I don't know if she is really 'Bi' or not so I can't judge. I just get pissed off with the whole fashion, with kids, that being 'gay' is somehow 'cool' or that we want to hear about their abnormal relationships. 99% of the time it's just childish attention seeking.

Homosexuality is NOT 'normal' or 'natural' despite the modern campaign to force us to accept it or be accused of some sort of bigotry. However, it IS a lifestyle choice that people should be able to make for themselves, but without drawing our attention to it all the time - I'm not interested in who anybody shags, least of all children with issues.

Just wanted to explain why I was a little abrupt above - just find this subject annoying, particularly being a parent

lileth wrote:

what would you say to her like?
xx

Grow Up, you stupid little girl!

Cock is where it's at!!

Drunk Dan wrote:

lileth wrote:

what would you say to her like?
xx

Grow Up, you stupid little girl!

Cock is where it's at!!

Yeeeaahh!!!

Tell her to write a letter saying: -

"Dear: BABY....... welcome to: DUMPSVILLE..... population: YOU"

not sure i agree with John's comments about homosexuality. Pretty sure that most homosexuals don't choose to be gay. As a gay guy once told me about his gayidity "you've got to love cock or whats the point?"

I don't think any amount of trying to be rebellious or fashionable will make you love cock/minge if you're not already inclined to do so biologically. Maybe you can come to appreciate them (i can't see it myself) but that's about it.

I'd also like to voice my disagreement with John. Sorry mate.

i do believe that young women, certainly moreso than men, are more likely to play at lesbianism in public. maybe for the shock value, maybe cos they are genuinely confused.

so i agree a little bit with John on that.

Yeah. I'm just making the point that it ISN'T natural, whichever way you look at it. Nature never intended man to be with man or woman with woman, so in that sense it IS unnatural. If people want to live that lifestyle, fine - I haven't got a problem per sais with homosexuals. I just have a problem with it being talked about as though it's the most normal natural thing on earth - it's NOT.

I just get pissed off with how much of an issue this has become. So, an individual is gay. SO FUCKING WHAT! I don't want to know about it. I don't go round telling everyone who'll listen "Hey, er yeah, so I'mheterosexual. How cool is that?"

Also, I think this whole discussion is ridiculous anyway for a few very simple reasons:

1. She's 'Bisexual' - so she's going to want some cock at some point anyway, thereby being unfaithful to the girl she's afraid of splitting up with, probably resulting in the end of the relationship anyway.

2. She's 'scared she's going to break up with her GF' - so it hasn't happened yet, but if it's looking like that and there's nothing she can do to alter the situation, then she's just going to have to live with it.

3. If the relationship IS failing, how much of that has to do with her girlfriend knowing that at some point she's going to want a man?

4. How old IS this girl? If Lileth is 16 then her friend is likely to be roughly around that age - a child (maybe not the same age, but you see the logic). If so, as adults are we really going to sit here and advise a kid on her problems with her lesbian lover? Am I the only one to see the perversity in this?

If you really want some serious advice on what to tell this girl, here it is:

"Grow up and sort yourself out. Decide whether you're Arthur or Martha - until you do that, all your relationships (of any worth) will fail because nobody will trust you. You are your own problem and your own solution and as most people have their own REAL problems to deal with, you should get on with it yourself"

Suppose lesbianism is like buying a train set and getting it home and finding there's no plug

how is it not natural when who you are attracted to is the most natural thing on this planet as you cant change or help it