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PostSubject: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:46 am

A guy who lives accross the street from me has the naughtiest VW Golf, all souped up for no reason and it doesn't actually go faster, just sounds louder.

Well the problem is he's a noisey git and the whole street hears him and his car pull up and it does my head in, i need an action plan uncle John.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:46 am

smash it up?
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:54 am

not as simple as that, he's abit..."thug" as in, you wouldn't mess.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:55 am

ill do it Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:14 pm

ClareyBABY wrote:
ill do it Smile

He'll probably just assume it was one of the neighbours, still.
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:43 pm

Hmm..... yes. Quite a problem this one. How to sort the chav out without pulling down a whole pile of shite on yourselves.

You could have a word with the police and make your point and your concerns to them. There's bound to be something illegal about the car. KellyO will tell you all about how local chavs brought their cars into the garage where she worked only to fail their MOT because their exhausts were illegal. Get the police to keep pulling him over every time he goes out in his car.

On the other hand though...... in this kind of situation, where things need to be handled delicately yet decisively, I always reach for the phone and get onto the old tried and trusted Dial-A-Sniper.

Not too expensive, considering the long term benefits both to your neighbourhood and society in general in having one less chav on the road. There are many recommendations for this service too......

Mrs S. of Aintree wrote: "Thanks Dial-A-Sniper for a job well done. The acne riddled, argos bling wearing chav over the road from us had been wearing fake Nike offensively for far too long. Watching his head explode is one of the happiest memories of my life. I would definitely recommend your service to anyonbe else with a vermin problem of this kind"

I'll PM you the number on the QT.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:32 pm

Try some earplugs, or get your band round and play some death metal really loud - that should see him and his chav mates moving on as quick as a flash.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:41 pm

hahaha, King Hermit playing death metal, that i would love to see Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:04 pm

sure the innocent people in my flat block would love that.

This dial a sniper has me interested though, i might persue this.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:10 pm

Drivdac wrote:
sure the innocent people in my flat block would love that.

This dial a sniper has me interested though, i might persue this.

or pursue... sorry Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:20 pm

Boris the Spider - Drunk Dan in Disguise!
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:29 pm

Boris The Spider wrote:
Drivdac wrote:
sure the innocent people in my flat block would love that.

This dial a sniper has me interested though, i might persue this.

or pursue... sorry Smile

minus one vote.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:29 pm

It's not my fault, it's like an illness.
Help me John.
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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:30 pm

New thread potential right here.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:54 am

Boris The Spider wrote:
It's not my fault, it's like an illness.
Help me John.

Don't worry, Boris. It's in your nature - you're just a helpful soul. I'm exactly the same you know - whenever I come across an illiterate tard, I just feel it's my duty to help them communicate more correctly and ,thus, more effectively.

Ease up on yourself. Most tards are grateful, but then you do get the odd one who isn't. Pity him, forgive him but don't hold it against him - he 'don't know better'.

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PostSubject: Re: Urgent help required   Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:17 pm

It does help, thank you.
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