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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:29 pm

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I cannot breathe.
me either! lol I forgot how hilarious this thread was
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:24 am

I kinda miss her now
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:12 pm

I told you guys not to scare her off! you need characters for the banter.

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:07 pm

After reading this again I desperately want Boris and Claire back!

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:08 am

agreed! this thread is ridiculous Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:21 am

I'll see if i can talk Claire into coming back...

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:20 pm

nice to see you wasted enough time to bother coming into this thread
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:23 pm

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I'd met her 5 days before she posted this thread, and the reason she ended things with Olly was so she could be with me apparently...

Always good for a laugh, these trips down Mammary lane...

also i got with you so i could have an excuse to leave him, you got it a little the wrong way round...

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:28 pm

haha, it returns! Cause some shit.

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:34 pm

it's that or maths...
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:50 pm

maths blows

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:03 pm

hence come on here and wind a few people up Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:54 pm

Superb.

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:43 am

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the amazing g wrote:
I'd met her 5 days before she posted this thread, and the reason she ended things with Olly was so she could be with me apparently...

Always good for a laugh, these trips down Mammary lane...

also i got with you so i could have an excuse to leave him, you got it a little the wrong way round...

just saying

and so it begins!! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:57 pm

Begins Mark? It was over between me and her nearly 18months ago. Much as I hate to be a party pooper, I'm not washing my dirty linen in public anymore. I can't go back there, I'm sorry. It is nice to have some of the old faeces back though.
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:57 pm

Sorry that should be faces.

I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:15 am

Dish some dirt, what's her gash like? (gashy, I presume)

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:56 am

Wasn't aimed at you Gman, I meant her bringing up shit that doesn't matter any more. By "So it begins" I meant her being a twataloid again. Why cant people just be nice?
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:23 pm

Fuck you.

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:00 pm

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Dish some dirt, what's her gash like? (gashy, I presume)

Aint it! How long (in meters) is the gap between her tits?

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:52 pm

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Fuck you.

can always count on you to start the niceness rolling
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:01 pm

Truth be told then, she had amazing skin, fucking awesome breasts, and on the rare occasions we saw each other, the pooning was pretty sweet. She was 19 though and clearly not ready to settle down. Well not with just one bloke anyway.


This will no doubt prompt some retaliation along the lines of "yeah well you had a small dick and never made me cum"

But you know what, that doesn't matter, because I came just fine thanks. And as far as anyone knowing how useless I am in bed, well, it's too late. I mean much pussy do you get on referral anyway???
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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:43 pm

oh my...

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:27 pm

Don't sweat it Jim. I know you and her got on. I miss her sometimes, and I wish we didn't have to break up, even her Dad thought we were along term thing! And I'm 13 years older than her!

Truth is, I'm no Angel, and although I never cheated on her and lord knows there was plenty of opportunity, I've never been one to spend my life wondering what might've been. Besides, can you see Clare being cool with me lying in bed all day with someone as fit as Lara for your video shoot?

I really can't stand people who cheat cos I know how much it hurts when you find out.

But moving forward, where the fuck are all the big tittied females on here? You're in a cool band for fucks sakes... You're normally fighting them off witha shitty stick right?

BY the way, see you on the 18th.

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PostSubject: Re: Its my birthday and...   Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:22 pm

the amazing g wrote:
Don't sweat it Jim. I know you and her got on.
Weeeeeeeell lets not go TOO far

the amazing g wrote:
Truth is, I'm no Tin Angel,

the amazing g wrote:
Besides, can you see Clare being cool with me lying in bed all day with someone as fit as Lara for your video shoot?
You're welcome


the amazing g wrote:
where the fuck are all the big tittied females on here?
Scared off

the amazing g wrote:
You're in a cool band for fucks sakes...
guilty

the amazing g wrote:
BY the way, see you on the 18th.
laters

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