5 Reasons.....

... I dislike Old people(Except my Nan)

1. They insist on using the self service checkouts even though they no idea how to.
2. They STILL have no clue when it comes to english money, c'mon, Decimalisation happened in 1971 you should be used to english currency by now.
3. They spend al their pensions at the bingo then moan that their free bus pass wont allow them on coaches anymore.
4. It takes me 5 times as long on a wednesday to get my lunch from sainsburys
5. They are responsible for this shitty world we live in.

when getting on a bus it takes them 1 minute to find their money/bus pass etc

they are the reason buses are always late

1)They whistle their S's!
2)They reek of talc and piss!
3)They buy shit Christmas gifts!
4)The Rolling Stones
5)Fuck off!

There allways fucking moaning about something, some old bloke at my bustop the other day was ranting and raving about how hes going to contact our local MP to get the chip shop shut down because it brings alot of traffic into the area! Cockend.

I'm so lucky i haven't been on a buss in 7 years.

But yeah all supermarket based ones, and when they give you evils for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

The way they come into my restaurant, insist on making sure they can se the Earlybird menu, even though already know what they're gonna have as they have the same damned thing every week, calling my ability to run my own business into question. and then put away enough salad from the salad cart to explode 15 sumo wrestlers, then ask for two glasses of tap water, pay little more than £8 for everything then have the fucking cheek to moan because there wasn;t an awful lot of tartare suace with their fish!!

Fuck off you old c*nts!!!

And My nan was cool. but now she's dead. Great tea, shit biscuits.

Drivdac wrote:

But yeah all supermarket based ones

I completely agree with this one! I work in a supermarket and cringe everytime one of them comes to my bakery counter, they're so mean for no reason it drives me nuts

The Amazing Guns wrote:

The way they come into my restaurant, insist on making sure they can se the Earlybird menu, even though already know what they're gonna have as they have the same damned thing every week, calling my ability to run my own business into question. and then put away enough salad from the salad cart to explode 15 sumo wrestlers, then ask for two glasses of tap water, pay little more than £8 for everything then have the fucking cheek to moan because there wasn;t an awful lot of tartare suace with their fish!!

Fuck off you old c*nts!!!

Mix some weed into the salad.

they are great in bed though, often gagging for it

i disagree.

let me guess you've done THAT too?

work it out.

in other news got my 1st nomination for cunt of the year

I second that nomination Sir Rig.

ClareyBABY wrote:

work it out.

Jesus, you really are a knob ain't ya. Get over it, stop the digs or just fuck off!!!!

Jesus fucking wept Clarey, stop being a cunt or fuck off, G has come thru this ever so too public break up with massive amounts of dignity, you just look like a childish slag with receding hair.

So to reiterated the options are ....

A: Stop acting like a cunt
B: Fuck Off
C: Die

This early morning rant has been bought to you today by no coffee and you being a plute

Feel free to not bother typing the ever so fucking clever come back of "why would i listen to you?"

Go take a massive look in the mirror and whilst you are in the bathroom get scrubbing

markyg wrote:

ClareyBABY wrote:

work it out.

Jesus, you really are a knob ain't ya. Get over it, stop the digs or just fuck off!!!!

i was over it before it ended.

ClareyBABY wrote:

i was over it before it ended.

I understand what you have typed but it reads as ....

ClareyBABY wrote:

BLAH WAH BLAH IM A MASSIVE SLAG BLAH BLAH BLAH NOBODY LIKES ME BLAH WAH BLAH IM OBVIOUSLY OVER FUCK ALL BLAH WAH BLAH EVERYBODY WANTS ME TO GO AWAY BLAH BLAH BLAH I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME

Do you need reminding of the options again?

What's with all the 'anti Clareybaby' posts? Don't people like her anymore? Why?

read back a bit, you'll work it out

No. Explain here and now.

basically its over between me and Gareth and i cheated on him.

Why?