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PostSubject: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:51 am

how can i make a bruise disappear magically
im a tit
i fell down stairs
and have a bruise covering half my arm
its lovely and green

and im wearing a dress to a gig tonight and id like to at least have it covered =[


any offers for cutting my arm off?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:07 pm

make up?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:12 pm

i tried that, it just looks stupid because its so big Sad and it makes it more obvious! Sad
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:19 pm

Dont wear a dress?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:20 pm

i have nothing else with me!!!

tshirt and dress, and i dont plan to keep my jumper on all night....
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:30 pm

Just show it off, it'll look cool.

I fell down stairs Sunday night, well 3am Monday morning to be precise, one of my cats woke me up wanting to be fed the little bastard, then we heard screams outside, which turned out to be 2 foxes walking up our street. By this point me and Em were both awake and decided to go to the toilet at which point I took one step on the top of the stairs and promptly slipped down the entire length of the stairs. I have a fetching carpet burn on my elbow.
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:37 pm

thats what i did! but it was light, 7pm and i dont have a cat Razz

and i had a jumper on so no carpet burn XD
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:43 pm

get creative and add some fine black pen to it to turn it into a new tattoo and spend the evening showing it off to your friends?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:44 pm

somehow im not sure that would work
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:54 pm

Give it a whirl. Nothing controversial like A.C.A.B. or a swastika, though.
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:18 pm

Try Arnica cream.
It's almost miraculous.
If a kiddie bangs it's head and you get the cream on fast enough you avoid the 'egg'.
Great for sports injuries.
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:31 pm

hmmmm i dont think id catch it fast enough. i did it on sunday
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:04 pm

just tell them your boyfriend beat you up and if they think the bruise on your arm is bad they should see the rest of your body?

then ask for free drinks all night as you are sooo upset?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:08 pm

what gig is it?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:32 pm

Nightwish

and im going with the bf!
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:35 pm

cool, makes it all the more interesting no?
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:06 pm

not convinced
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:33 pm

ClareyBABY wrote:
Nightwish

and im going with the bf!

Nightwish will be full of self harmers, you will be fine
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PostSubject: Re: help   Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:51 pm

Fell down the stairs.... hmmm.... interesting.

The only reason a bruise shows up is because of the contrast between skin tones. I suggest you get your boyfriend to kick the living shit out of you, making sure he hits every part of your body.

Your skin will then be the same colour all over making your original bruise completely invisible.

On the other hand, if you're going to see Nightwish you probably deserve a slap anyway.

Hope this helps.
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PostSubject: Re: help   Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:27 am

thanks!
and they were good. i managed to smack my other arm on the head of the person in front of me... must have had a damn thick skull as my arms now match :/

im too accident prone
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