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PostSubject: Help me unkie John !!!   Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:44 pm

Im about to be be single again because im too "complicated"

what the bogglle does that mean?
I assume it means my winky is tiny
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:44 pm

Has she been listening to Avril Lavigne recently?

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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:46 pm

possibly.
im prettty uncomplicted i think
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:27 am

Mithy wrote:
Im about to be be single again because im too "complicated"

what the bogglle does that mean?
I assume it means my winky is tiny

Firstly, does she actually MEAN complicated or is she saying 'constipated'? There IS a difference.

Secondly, has she been getting unhealthily friendly with the family pet or any local livestock? Trust me, when a woman says "You're complicated" as a pre-cursor to ending the relationship, it ususally translates into "I'm shagging next door's dog - he's better in bed so fuck off!"

You're best off out of it son.

Hope this helps.
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:34 am

at 2:32am i am single again, can you give me say a five step plan for being gay ?
those bummers always look so content so i might give it a go
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:12 am

"Bummers" as you put it, largely take pride in their appearance. Thats you fucked.

These complications? Wasn't lesbionics was it?
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:32 am

ooooh kicked when im down
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:04 am

You've made me feel bad now.

Allow me to reword it. Ahem...

Considering becoming homosexual, eh Michael? You might want to approach your appearance with a keenly honed focus on grooming.

Is your ex a dyke?

There!
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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:06 am

Kid Icarus wrote:
You've made me feel bad now.

Allow me to reword it. Ahem...

Considering becoming homosexual, eh Michael? You might want to approach your appearance with a keenly honed focus on grooming.

Is your ex a dyke?

There!

The clue is in his location Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Help me unkie John !!!   Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:04 pm

Mithy wrote:
at 2:32am i am single again, can you give me say a five step plan for being gay ?
those bummers always look so content so i might give it a go


Refer to previous advice here...

http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-f4/please-john-t709.htm

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