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PostSubject: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:49 pm

Dear John

The other morning when i awoke, my gf (lying next to me) said "I have a bone to pick with you, how did my pajama top (which she went to bed with on) end up over on the chair?!" Instigating it was me who took it off. I swore to her that i had nothing to do with it, but she insists as she has no memory of taking it off either. Also i had a slight sting in the arse.
What can you suggest happened? We need to solve this mystery!

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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:10 pm

Yawn!

This is so simple to solve - you must be a moron if you can't see it. It's classic!

What we're seeing here is evidence of repressed somnambulistic trans-gender intrusive rectal activity and post-orgasmic guilt complex.

OK, so let's see if I can explain this in idiot terms......

OK - she goes to sleep, right? During the sleeping state her inhibitions disengage, allowing her true desire to be in possession of her own penis to take control. She sleep walks over to her knicker drawer and unconsciously attaches the strap on dildo to her nether regions, removing her pyjama top on the way back to bed.

Having driven the member northbound up your marmite motorway a few times, she suddenly wakes up, realises that she could be in danger of getting caught out and cleverly goes on the offensive, blaming you for taking advantage of her in her sleep, engaging in 'inappropriate sexual activity' with a sleeping and vulnerable female of impeccable morals. Evidenced by the now removed pyjama top.

You've been butt-fucked by a lady boy mate. Rolling Eyes


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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:12 pm

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You've been butt-fucked by a lady boy mate. Rolling Eyes


This line was all that was needed

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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:16 pm

Wouldn't be much of an Agony Aunt if I didn't explain the situation to this poor retarded boy in full would I, eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:36 pm

wow thanks Aunty John.......but less of the retarded jokes next time











wait for it



























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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:37 pm

good job you put that smiley then, i was ready to flip out until i scrolled down.

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PostSubject: Re: Help With This Mystery   Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:09 pm

Jim wrote:
wow thanks Aunty John.......but less of the retarded jokes next time















Wait for it




























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