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PostSubject: Dear Aunty John   Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:13 pm

I was recently grassed up to the benefit agency by a cunt off of Covscene and I've pretty much worked out who it is. The problem is, I'm shite with photoshop and I have an epic revenge campaign lined up for this bastard (or bitch, could be a lady Wink )

Could you help with my therapy when I am absolutely certain who the grassing cunt is? Don't expect payment, I'm on the dole.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Aunty John   Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:56 pm

I have no authority on this forum so i can't control the results.

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Aunty John   Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:14 pm

i will help in anyway at all, fcking nobbers
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Aunty John   Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:26 am

Kid,

As official Agony Aunt to the Hermesh board, I need to be very careful not to 'over step the mark' and encourage any 'extreme' reaction.

So I am forced to exercise restraint and limit my advice to the following......

The guilty party should be hung upside down from a tree, naked, and flogged with rusty barbed wire before being soaked in petrol and set alight. The whole process should only take about 14 hours. This should relieve some of your inner turmoil

With regard to Photoshop - As official Photoshop advisor to the Hermesh board, I am of course here to help with questions relating to the manipulation of photographic images, and have of course produce many such images of my own, all of which can be found on this forum somewhere. Take a look at some of my work - you may find some inspiration to help with your own works of art.

Hope this helps.























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PostSubject: Re: Dear Aunty John   Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:28 am

I can't wait till you know who it was and the photoshop comes out, gonna be epic

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PostSubject: Re: Dear Aunty John   Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:36 pm

Drivdac wrote:
I can't wait till you know who it was and the photoshop comes out, gonna be epic

oh yes .....
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