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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 am

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:45 pm

Mithy wrote:
Drivdac wrote:
I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

you are still my king of obscure references

You keep picking up on them and i'll keep knocking them out the park.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:05 am

Daily Tip No.7 - 24 Feb 09

I received this tip via email this morning from one of my many devoted readers. I thought I would share it with you.

Don't waste ridiculous amounts of money on personalised number plates - simply change your name to match your existing number plate"
submitted by Mr KVL 741Y of Tamworth
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:28 am

Please stay where you are Mr Oliver, the lawyers of Viz will see you shortly about a matter of copyright
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:35 am

How do you know it wasn't really from the Editor himself under a cunning pseudonym? Aha!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:32 am

Daily Tip No.8 25 Feb 09

Guys.... Dissatisfied and frustrated with your partner's slack, over-used vagina?

Make her feel like a virgin again with a simple re-sleeving procedure - simply insert a leg of lamb into the orifice, thick end first, and pull the bone out.

Hey presto! Good as new!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:50 pm

apply plenty of lube first.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:59 am

To the bone........ you want the rest to stick fast in there mate
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:04 am

Sound Foundry wrote:
Daily Tip No.8 25 Feb 09

Guys.... Dissatisfied and frustrated with your partner's slack, over-used vagina?

Make her feel like a virgin again with a simple re-sleeving procedure - simply insert a leg of lamb into the orifice, thick end first, and pull the bone out.

Hey presto! Good as new!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, I love you Auntie John


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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:12 am

Did it work then mate? Everything cool now? Trust Uncle Johnny and you'll be alright kid!

Try the 'Mint Sauce Muff Dive' bud........... bladdy gorgeous!!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:33 pm

anymore?

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:58 pm

Taking a break for Yom Kippur
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:30 am

Daily Tip No.9 7 Mar 09



Don't get caught!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:22 am

Now you tell me

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:54 pm

Daily tip No 9.5
If you do get caught deny everything
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:13 pm

Daily Tip No.9.6

If you do get caught, deny everything then implicate somebody else
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:14 pm

This is all too little too late.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:17 pm

Just advising on 'standard evasive manouevres' in the event of getting caught for pretty much anything my dear fellow Rolling Eyes
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