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PostSubject: Daily Tip   Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:53 pm

18 feb 2009


Don't eat chilli peppers for breakfast.



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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:52 am

Can I add to that, dont cut hot chillies and then touch your genitals.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:22 pm

I'll remember that

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:16 pm

same with picking your nose and rubbing eyes, pain!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:28 pm

i dont pick my nose or rub my eyes, just constantly touch my genitals! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:30 pm

you need a wife mate

or get yourself down Pick N Styx one evening
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:17 pm

or heat. sure they'll be up for anything if you throw a bit of money their way.
then again, would a wife be cheaper?
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:25 pm

caroline wrote:
or heat. sure they'll be up for anything if you throw a bit of money their way.
then again, would a wife be cheaper?

They wont, i tried Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:36 pm

caroline wrote:
would a wife be cheaper?

Prostitute vs Wife....... Hmmmmm.......

Bit like Contract vs Pay As You Go
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:38 pm

Daily Tip No.2 - 19 Feb 2009


Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:43 pm

Sound Foundry wrote:
caroline wrote:
would a wife be cheaper?

Prostitute vs Wife....... Hmmmmm.......

Bit like Contract vs Pay As You Go



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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:39 pm

i much prefer pay as you go, better value for my money.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:58 pm

Should be re-named Pay As You Come.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:42 pm

Sound Foundry wrote:
Daily Tip No.2 - 19 Feb 2009


Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Maybe i'm just being lazy but this seems like quite a task, maybe i should make more friends.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:02 am

Daily Tip No.3 - 20 Feb 2009

If you encounter somebody choking on an ice cube, don't panic!

Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and the blockage is almost instantly removed.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:56 am

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:12 pm

I tried that once, it helped them let off some steam.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:37 am

Daily Tip No.4 - 21Feb 09

Forget expensive 'fad' diets - eat raw pork and rancid fish. The resulting food poisoning lost me 12 pounds in just 3 days!!
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:12 pm

There was nothing wrong with that casserole.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:55 pm

Daily Tip No.5 - 22 Feb 09

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, circle the soiled area with a permanent marker pen so that when you remove it from the washing machine you can find where the stain was and check that it has gone.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:50 pm

Daily Tip No.6 - 23 Feb 09

Save money on expensive novelty 'nobbly' condoms by catching genital warts.

You'll save a fortune and she won't notice the difference..... for a while.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:09 pm

I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:38 pm

Drivdac wrote:
I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

you are still my king of obscure references
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Tip   Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:00 am

Drivdac wrote:
I prefer my union jack, cheese and onion tickler.

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