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PostSubject: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:28 am

Dear John,
My girlfriend and I have been saving for months for our own place but last night in bed, she asked me if I would give her a pearl necklace. Obviously if we weren't saving every penny for our own house id say yes in an instant, but i feel guilty because im not able to give her one at the moment. What should I do?

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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:01 pm

Well, JRP.......

The first obvious question is "Why on earth do you want to get saddled with living with the bint in the first place?" Just imagine all the extra curricular shaggage you'll be missing out on.

BUT, seeing as you HAVE decided on that ludicrous course of action, I suppose I'm obliged to help in whatever way I can.

You see, what you really need is a friend who understands what you're going through and is prepared to make the sacrifice for the sake of your friendship.

I AM that friend JRP.

You carry on saving your money like a good old egg and leave it to Uncle John to sort out the pearl necklace issue. Send her round and I'll sort it all out for you - don't you worry yourself a bit my friend.

Until then, if you could forward me some naked pictures of the little lady it would really help me to get a real deep understanding of what type of woman she is... enabling me to more effectively deal with the problem for you.

Hope this helps.
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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:47 pm

Cheers for the quick reply! Your advice is great and i will take you up on it!

Thanks John all is clear thanks to you!!! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:46 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pictures! Pictures!
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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:57 pm

Carbon copy please.

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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:02 pm

Copies can be downloaded from my paysite at.....

www.yourmissuscumshots.com
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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:03 pm

Do you take paypal

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PostSubject: Re: Please Help   Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:39 pm

Strictly cash - preferably in a brown envelope - back of the lock up 7.30 sharp and they're yours
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