How would you kill your friends ?

I would force feed Marky G (ala 7) with pop rocks then coat him in the stuff and throw him in a vat of Coke

You go now

Thanks mate, I Love you too..

I wouldnt kill ANY of my friends, i need them both.

only time i'd be looking to kill a friend is if he was seeing my missus behind my back, which is rule number one not to break with friends. anything else can be resolved.

then it would obviously be a slow, painful and potentially barbaric death, soundtracked with the latest killers/razorlight album for maximum displeasure.

Microwave them and watch them explode

I've given a lot of thought to killing people as it goes

Sound Foundry wrote:

Microwave them and watch them explode

I've given a lot of thought to killing people as it goes

phew and i thought it was just me*












*please note that there is no smiley indicating that in no way am i joking.

Rig wrote:

only time i'd be looking to kill a friend is if he was seeing my missus behind my back, which is rule number one not to break with friends. anything else can be resolved.

This.


But as for murder style, chainsaw...rusty chainsaw.

Fist fight, weapons are the tools of the weak.


.....unless you're fighting a gang of chavs then i'm all up for sledgehammers, 2x4's wrapped in barb wire, blow torches, jigsawesque traps etc.

Drivdac wrote:

Rig wrote:

only time i'd be looking to kill a friend is if he was seeing my missus behind my back, which is rule number one not to break with friends. anything else can be resolved.

This.


But as for murder style, chainsaw...rusty chainsaw.

Hmmm I can relate to this right now.

markyg wrote:

Thanks mate, I Love you too..

How would you comedy kill me ? come on kids bring the lolz back!!

Mithy wrote:

markyg wrote:

Thanks mate, I Love you too..

How would you comedy kill me ? come on kids bring the lolz back!!

I would break your legs and arms (so you couldnt run away or defend yourself) cover you in chocolate and marshmallows and throw you in a cage with 25 starving fatties.. they will eat you all up while i do the victory dance!

will you be doing the dance for aslong as it takes??

He can now he's given up the fags...












Even I'm bored of doing this now


















and smoking.

hello Dan, are you still my fwend?

It'd be the Four Winds for you Rig. Thundercats Styleee!!!

in English?

Well in an episode of Thundeercats I remembered watching Lion-O was attached to a machine by his 4 limbs which were suppoesed to pull him apart slowly. Can't remember how hew got out of it.

This could also be done with 4 horses and this can be seen in the Faith No More video 'A Small Victory' I think? Alkthough the horses don't actually pull the person apart you can see that they are getting quite the stretch.

Should solve any years old back problems, which reminds me of the scene in Stir Crazy when the prison warden is trying to break Gene Wilder and he has him hinging by his arms from the ceiling.

so basically honey you are saying you would like to stretch me?

More like rip you apart limb from limb. Imagine the blood.

It would be one way of getting taller.

well you're more than welcome to try it mate

big kiss X

Drunk Dan wrote:

Well in an episode of Thundeercats I remembered watching Lion-O was attached to a machine by his 4 limbs which were suppoesed to pull him apart slowly. Can't remember how hew got out of it.

This could also be done with 4 horses and this can be seen in the Faith No More video 'A Small Victory' I think? Alkthough the horses don't actually pull the person apart you can see that they are getting quite the stretch.

Should solve any years old back problems, which reminds me of the scene in Stir Crazy when the prison warden is trying to break Gene Wilder and he has him hinging by his arms from the ceiling.

In old times, when they hung drew and quartered someone, the quartering bit was done with horses and ropes - they would stretch the poor sucker and when his back bone separated they would chop him up with an axe..... nice

I'm sure it was just the lazy way of cutting through the cerebral cortex. Imagine how someone thought to do that -

'Oi Bill, if been trying to cut through this blokes back for an hour now it's just not goig?!'
'Why don't yer try hitching up to the horses in the yard? That should seperate a bone or two, eh!? Hehehehe'

Or something like that...

Thundercats knowledge

Quite recently, say twelve to a dozen weeks ago, I was bored at work and read up on Wikipedia the synopsis for each Thundercats episode, they were very short on content, but gave you the gist of what happened. It wass then that I realised I must have only watched the first series. Not that I want to catch up, well if someone else had it I would probably borrow them, but I'm not gonna buy them or anything.

But the 4 winds bit was dragged up from my own personal memory banks.

just for fun but not death i would like to force feed my friends 100 cream crackers each, without water, and without rest